hollingered

The phenomenon where an NBA sports journalist will irrationally choose the Memphis Grizzlies or a Memphis Grizzlies player in a matchup versus a superior opponent. This phenomenon occurs because of the success of one John Hollinger. He is the lone success story of a sports journalists crossing over into the front office of an NBA team. He is the Vice President of Basketball Operations for the Memphis Grizzlies and the the hero of all of his journalistic peers. Because of this, they will applaud and favor anything that he does in hope of his journalistic cinderella story becoming a similar happy ending for them.

J.A. Adande hollingered that prediction.

by Turfright April 18, 2014

toefingersalad

Young Jofuss Dean dips his willy in Katie’s homemade salad and then feeds the remains to Dave’s victims

Victims to Dave: “What’s for tea”
Dave: “a freshly made toefingersalad”

by Naz Naz May 1, 2019

Höfingen

A small southern-west german village, that is hated by his sorounded neighbours but also loved. It depends where youre from.

Ah du bist aus Höfingen? (Ah, your from Höfingen?)

Bah... Du bist aus Höfingen! (Ewwww... Your from Höfingen!)

by Höfinger (aka Julian) September 17, 2021

Hossinger

The one and only true man in this world. Can persuade an entire generation to bow down to him with just a blink of an eye. A Hossinger makes all other human males look like Boy George enjoying a relaxing weekend at Michael Jackson's house while watching the nanny. A Straight and Utter Boss.

Chicken Pot Pie I am a guy. There is 6 different ladies and one guy, wouldn't you know, it's a Hossinger Pie.

by Wallamazoo March 23, 2013

Hoebanger

A term of endearment for your friends who are 'players'

Me and my hoebangers are going down to the club tonight

by Maxpowerballs December 21, 2017

horsefingers

a person who uses only two fingers (usually the indexes) to type. As a result, typing is haphazard and typos often occur. Using horsefingers is also accompanied by a 'tap tapping' similar to that of a horses shoes.

"Man that guy has horsefingers"
"OMG HorseFingers"
"Ahh horsefingers?!?"

by Kerriuer January 15, 2009

hoefier

Another Way of Saying "Whats Up"

Hoefier, what you been up to?

by Mitch "The Mitchness" Horton July 1, 2005