1- Someone who has sex with animals (and is apparently illegal)
2- Someone who pushes, or knock over, a hobo or bum
2- Someone who pushes, or knock over, a hobo or bum
You are a filthy hobknocker!
British people call American people hobknockers becuase they find it insulting.
She knocked a homeless man on his unbathed ass, she must be a hobknocker
British people call American people hobknockers becuase they find it insulting.
She knocked a homeless man on his unbathed ass, she must be a hobknocker
by Cookie C. <33 August 21, 2009
A word which people think actually mean something nasty, even though all the definitions were made after the date the iCarly episode actually aired.
bob: icarly's disgusting. they said hobknocker, which means to slap your penis across someone's face
john: no you idiot it didn't mean anything before the episode. horny kids just started making random definitions on urbandictionary after the episode
john: no you idiot it didn't mean anything before the episode. horny kids just started making random definitions on urbandictionary after the episode
by bobby cool kid 23 August 10, 2020
A large hariy guy or woman who in there spare time likes to molest small animals and also elephants, they like llamas and like to munch on the nostrils of several kangaroos(mainly austrailan).
On the african grasslands, underneath the ground, hobknockers lurk. They creep until one unsuspecting gazelle or the above said animals are alone, and much like a child predator, SNATCHES THE ANIMAL UP IN ITS MONSTROUS TEETH ! Beware of these odd creepy men, that also like hairy, bingo-winged 50+ ladies.
by kate789 February 08, 2009
Jane: You ever heard of a hobknocker?
Helen: Yes... I heard it's gross..
Jane: My boyfriend Paul?
Helen: Yeah....
Jane: He is one, he showed me last night.
Helen: Yes... I heard it's gross..
Jane: My boyfriend Paul?
Helen: Yeah....
Jane: He is one, he showed me last night.
by GeekybracedGirl August 16, 2010
by MaryJaneJoanRivers August 29, 2021
When you get drunk as fuck and your friend Kyle decides to hit you with his dick while he pees. Is Illegal in some regions.
by Cjbitchnut4 November 26, 2020
In british a hobknocker is a person who runs in the streets and hits people in their balls, or a person who hits people in the face with his balls. Used for swearing meaning a person who is a way too much annoying and stuff.
by xSwagDoe April 07, 2013