When you sit on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep, because you were distracted by reading. Originally caused by toilet-side Calvin and Hobbes and Far Side books, but has recently seen an explosion in incidence due to smartphones.
'My parents always thought I was ill when I was a kid on the toilet, but I was just distracted by transmogrifiers and Dobie-o-matics.'
-Doctor Oz, 'The Calvin and Hobbes Effect'
-Doctor Oz, 'The Calvin and Hobbes Effect'
by AdmiralPercy November 5, 2016
Get the Calvin and Hobbes effect mug.Syndrome - progressive deterioration of a depth of personality. Stems after a girl catches 'basic bitch' disorder from areas such as Starbucks or the Kardashian sphere of influence, referred as the 'axis of evil' by former president George Bush Jr.
I think she may be suffering from hogbenasia, her Instagram is full of frappachinos and uneventful photos with captions implying some relevant importance.
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Get the hobbes mug.I Drank to much last night and i got a killer Hebben!
Maybe some fresh air will help me shake this Hebben.
Maybe some fresh air will help me shake this Hebben.
by John Beers February 5, 2010
Get the Hebben mug.the best damn thing since sliced bread! one of the funniest comics ever made about a six-year-old kid and his imaginary stuffed tiger. once you start reading one, you can't put it down.
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To elevate one's arm at a 45 degree angle then post it up against a wall or other sturdy surface while cornering a female into a position where she is forced to deal with your "mojo".
by StayTrue1852 November 7, 2008
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