hobaggery

1. The act of being a hobag.
2. General term for whorish activities attributed to hobags and their counterpart, the skank-ho. See urban dictionary entry for hobag.

You need to quit all that hobaggery, last time I was this close to not picking your ass up downtown after you lost your panties in Reno. It took us hours to drive back here to Fort Worth!

by kristanelise October 27, 2006

Hobasity

Being so greatly overweight.

Hobasity is slang, not an actual word.

by ThatOliBoy June 21, 2019

calvin and hobbes

A comic that kicks as much ass as the other comic book I want so much.

Calvin and Hobbes rocks!

by TanooKirby June 1, 2003

calvin and hobbes

Defintely the best comic ever written! Bill Watterson is a pimp!

I have many calvin & hobbes tattoo's :)

by CaLviN May 22, 2003

hobaline

1. the highest form of prostitution
2. the skankiest of whores
3. a high class hobbit prostitute
4. a skanky high school girl who wears too much eye makeup and attracts racoons who may possibly have rabies

Tha girl loks like she put her eye makeup on with a paint roller. She must be a hobaline.

by ¢hri$tyshanequajohnson July 25, 2010

hobbcat

A ridiculously large cat weighing at least 40 lbs. When written as a "40Lb cat," is misread as "hobb cat" as a way for the reader's brain to make sense of the description since there is no way "40-lb cat" could be right!

May also be used to describe a Hobbit-eating cat.

I was visiting Rachelle's house and was about to sit down when the furniture moved and meowed angrily - it wasn't an ottoman, it was a hobbcat!

by B3X January 7, 2011

River Hobbit

A dirty woman who walks along rivers and meets fisher men and then offers to have you give her the shocker.

That river hobbit we met today sure did like to have the shocker inserted into her dirty spider.

by PG November 26, 2004