Quick hitter

When you launch a turd so fast it leaves no remnants...

"Hey Ronnie I just shit so fast I didn't have to wipe! It just shot out of there like a turd rocket! Now that's a quick hitter!"

by Fasteddie666 September 24, 2020

pen hitter

A cheap 1-2 hitter made out of a pen (preferabbly bic metal capped), which can be used to smoke weed. A pen hitter is made when one removes the metal cap on the front of the pen and empty's out its contents. The plastic cap on the back of the pen should also be removed. Next, turn the metal cap backwards and ram it into either side of the pen case, afterwhich you should melt it in place with a lighter. One can then pack weed into the metal cap, and smoke it from the other end much like a chillum. Although this method is cheap, it is often looked down apon in most neighborhoods as a fiendish way of getting high, or a desperate resort. I dont give a shit though, as over the years i have made dozens of them.

I make a pen hitter everytime I have a bunch of weed but no piece.

by M. O'Connor April 13, 2007

big hitter

one who carries a lot of weight and influence in the work that he/she does. a big hitter is noted for his respect among clients and the industry that he serves. this term is often used in investment banking and sales when referring to a top money-maker or deal-closer.

When the year-end numbers came in at Goldman, it was obvious that the big hitters in the healthcare M&A group would be well compensated.

by Hitter October 27, 2003

one-hitter

A small pipe with a bowl large enough for one really good hit of marijuana. One-hitters are almost always identical to cigarettes in shape and size, and are usually painted to resemble them as well. They are very good for smoking weed discreetly in public. One-hitters often come with a box called a dugout, with one compartment for storing your bud and a smaller one for storing the pipe.

My one-hitter is the only pipe I use.

by Zolotros February 9, 2010

Switch hitter

Slang term for a bi sexual person

John Travolta is a switch hitter.

by Black Fascist Hater November 1, 2012

Hitter

(n.) Slang term for a professional killer or assassin.

I've got a hitter on my trail.

by JediAndi September 21, 2005

Horse leg hitter

Whole bottle of Andre Champagne

Getting lit tonight. Gonna pull out that horse leg hitter and get weird.

by Paul blartt September 29, 2018