The hitchhiker

4 in the pink, thumb in the stink. Fist her with your thumb in the stink.

Hey baby, what's up?

Oh nothing, I'm just real sore from the hitchhiker last night.

I guess she never really knew what I meant, when I told her to never pick up a hitchhiker.

by Hereitcomes September 20, 2006

A Hitchhiker

(Noun) To anally fist a woman with one's thumb extended fully up, as if hitchhiking.*

*(The main difference between this and other 'definitions' of this term is that with a true 'Hitchhiker' the fist and upright thumb must be fully inserted. This is not a 'Shocker'.)

'Goddamn, dude, are you going to give me a hitchhiker or what? I can't get off on your weak-ass shockers.'

by Dr Bishop August 10, 2021

Hitchhiker

Immediately following the act of anal sex. One discovers fecal matter on the tip of one's penis.

Dude!! While fucking Stacy in her poop shoot I picked up a hitchhiker!!

by Skippyandpete November 4, 2020

Hitchhiker

Hitchhiker:

To masturbate while your hand is numb, to give the sensation that someone else is pleasuring you, while driving a vehicle.

On the way home from work last night I grabbed myself a quick hitchhiker

by Ryedawg II September 21, 2009

The Hitchhiker

When you are with a female and you are giving her oral and you realize that she would rather rub one off herself. You proceed to allow her to rub one off while you extend your thumb and stick it in the vagina while she is rubbing so that you can feel all the goodness during her orgasm.

As I was giving my girl oral, I realized that she would prefer The Hitchhiker so I proceeded to give her a thumb up for joy.

by cskIcemancsk July 29, 2009

hitchhiking

when doing a girl doggstyle, the gentleman inserts his thumb in said girl's butthole

She loves hitchhiking, though I always need to wash my hands afterwards.

by BaroqueBill March 22, 2010

The Hitchhiker

When you borrow your friend's shorts/pants after he had just jerked-off in them. You are now harboring a "hitchhiker"! You then go home to your wife/gf and do the dirty, 9 months later you have a kid fathered by none other than... Your best friend!

The Hitchhiker

by G Money 44 June 27, 2011