Hey baby, what's up?
Oh nothing, I'm just real sore from the hitchhiker last night.
I guess she never really knew what I meant, when I told her to never pick up a hitchhiker.
Oh nothing, I'm just real sore from the hitchhiker last night.
I guess she never really knew what I meant, when I told her to never pick up a hitchhiker.
by Hereitcomes September 20, 2006
Get the The hitchhikermug. (Noun) To anally fist a woman with one's thumb extended fully up, as if hitchhiking.*
*(The main difference between this and other 'definitions' of this term is that with a true 'Hitchhiker' the fist and upright thumb must be fully inserted. This is not a 'Shocker'.)
*(The main difference between this and other 'definitions' of this term is that with a true 'Hitchhiker' the fist and upright thumb must be fully inserted. This is not a 'Shocker'.)
'Goddamn, dude, are you going to give me a hitchhiker or what? I can't get off on your weak-ass shockers.'
by Dr Bishop August 10, 2021
Get the A Hitchhikermug. by Skippyandpete November 4, 2020
Get the Hitchhikermug. Hitchhiker:
To masturbate while your hand is numb, to give the sensation that someone else is pleasuring you, while driving a vehicle.
To masturbate while your hand is numb, to give the sensation that someone else is pleasuring you, while driving a vehicle.
by Ryedawg II September 21, 2009
Get the Hitchhikermug. When you are with a female and you are giving her oral and you realize that she would rather rub one off herself. You proceed to allow her to rub one off while you extend your thumb and stick it in the vagina while she is rubbing so that you can feel all the goodness during her orgasm.
As I was giving my girl oral, I realized that she would prefer The Hitchhiker so I proceeded to give her a thumb up for joy.
by cskIcemancsk July 29, 2009
Get the The Hitchhikermug. by BaroqueBill March 22, 2010
Get the hitchhikingmug. When you borrow your friend's shorts/pants after he had just jerked-off in them. You are now harboring a "hitchhiker"! You then go home to your wife/gf and do the dirty, 9 months later you have a kid fathered by none other than... Your best friend!
The Hitchhiker
by G Money 44 June 27, 2011
Get the The Hitchhikermug.