the number subject where it crushes your dreams and eventually scar you because who knows history might tell you that your great great great grandpa is napolean or it will tell that your pet dog is the korean version of chicken
history: noun. the subject that would tell that your not the first person on the damn moon #jealous bitch
by Homework Hater March 30, 2017
An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, with rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
by Merovaeus January 21, 2004
by AXiD January 8, 2004
referring to oneself or one's group as history means to demand that the drop-dead time for leaving the area has already been surpassed.
"We should be outta here, yesterday! We're History!"
or
"We're History! We're Taillights! Let's blow 'dis popstand!"
or
"We're History! We're Taillights! Let's blow 'dis popstand!"
by Dobe Doinat November 27, 2005
What most people have a toally distorted view of due to being brainwashed by the government and indoctrinated in the government ran public school system.
Enlightened , rationalist/free-thinking , deists , darwinists , philosophers , mystics , occultists , pagans have really fuckered up history and presented utter bullshit in place of actual history and have indoctrinated people into believing lies and horseshit in their shitty public schools.
Those behind such wonderful groups as the KKK and the Nazis and the Manson Family have indoctrinated you.
Those behind such wonderful groups as the KKK and the Nazis and the Manson Family have indoctrinated you.
by perspective man , gain some perspective April 6, 2005
That's history, get over it already.
by Light Joker February 6, 2005
by Becky23333 February 21, 2008