history

the number subject where it crushes your dreams and eventually scar you because who knows history might tell you that your great great great grandpa is napolean or it will tell that your pet dog is the korean version of chicken

history: noun. the subject that would tell that your not the first person on the damn moon #jealous bitch

by Homework Hater March 30, 2017

history

An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, with rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.

Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.

by Merovaeus January 21, 2004

history

A series of lies agreed upon by people who call them selves "historians"

History is at most 80% correct durring any given event(s).

by AXiD January 8, 2004

history

referring to oneself or one's group as history means to demand that the drop-dead time for leaving the area has already been surpassed.

"We should be outta here, yesterday! We're History!"
or
"We're History! We're Taillights! Let's blow 'dis popstand!"

by Dobe Doinat December 28, 2005

history

What most people have a toally distorted view of due to being brainwashed by the government and indoctrinated in the government ran public school system.

Enlightened , rationalist/free-thinking , deists , darwinists , philosophers , mystics , occultists , pagans have really fuckered up history and presented utter bullshit in place of actual history and have indoctrinated people into believing lies and horseshit in their shitty public schools.

Those behind such wonderful groups as the KKK and the Nazis and the Manson Family have indoctrinated you.

by perspective man , gain some perspective April 6, 2005

history

someone or something who is a part of the past and is now dead or gone.

That's history, get over it already.

by Light Joker February 5, 2005

history

History is HERstory too.

Dude...like....you realize in history that there were also women back then, right?

by Becky23333 February 23, 2008