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I secret drug schools make your kids without you knowing, they make it sound like a subject when it's really a brain washing drug that makes kids misbehave.
I need want some History right now.
by I'm totally not a spy February 18, 2021
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History is the past era of a event that occurred such as:
1) The history behind my family
2) The history of the world
3) Don't look at my search history
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by lolidkboiiii June 19, 2021
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the number subject where it crushes your dreams and eventually scar you because who knows history might tell you that your great great great grandpa is napolean or it will tell that your pet dog is the korean version of chicken
history: noun. the subject that would tell that your not the first person on the damn moon #jealous bitch
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by Homework Hater March 30, 2017
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An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, with rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
by Merovaeus January 21, 2004
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Slang for prescription pain killers, such as Percocet and Vicodin.
Justin was awake all night doing history. Maybe that's why he went to Hirams and now has that big grin on his face.
by Darrell Lund September 06, 2007
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A series of lies agreed upon by people who call them selves "historians"
History is at most 80% correct durring any given event(s).
by AXiD January 08, 2004
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referring to oneself or one's group as history means to demand that the drop-dead time for leaving the area has already been surpassed.
"We should be outta here, yesterday! We're History!"
or
"We're History! We're Taillights! Let's blow 'dis popstand!"
by Dobe Doinat November 27, 2005
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