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An account mostly false, of events mostly unimportant, with rulers mostly knaves and soldiers mostly fools.
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.
by Merovaeus January 21, 2004
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A series of lies agreed upon by people who call them selves "historians"
History is at most 80% correct durring any given event(s).
by AXiD January 08, 2004
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Slang for prescription pain killers, such as Percocet and Vicodin.
Justin was awake all night doing history. Maybe that's why he went to Hirams and now has that big grin on his face.
by Darrell Lund September 06, 2007
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referring to oneself or one's group as history means to demand that the drop-dead time for leaving the area has already been surpassed.
"We should be outta here, yesterday! We're History!"
or
"We're History! We're Taillights! Let's blow 'dis popstand!"
by Dobe Doinat November 27, 2005
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What most people have a toally distorted view of due to being brainwashed by the government and indoctrinated in the government ran public school system.
Enlightened , rationalist/free-thinking , deists , darwinists , philosophers , mystics , occultists , pagans have really fuckered up history and presented utter bullshit in place of actual history and have indoctrinated people into believing lies and horseshit in their shitty public schools.

Those behind such wonderful groups as the KKK and the Nazis and the Manson Family have indoctrinated you.
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Science which teaches us that history teaches us nothing
by Zavada February 24, 2010
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1. Most boring subject in school.
2. Load of shit that old people crap on about that the new generation couldn't care less about.
1. What have we got next?
History.
FUCK!

2. Back in my day-
Shut the fuck up! *shoots 107 year old*
by Rohan January 22, 2004
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