An infamous schizophrenic from Newburyport of Hispanic origin. An ordinary man by day; infamous vigiliante by night. He carries a 15 pound revolver with a scope and 1 foot long barrel. He punishes minor civil infractions with capital punishment. He ignores violent crimes almost entirely.
He justifies his drastic action based on the fact that he possesses an index card with "007" written on it. Whether or not he himself wrote it is unknown.
He also is known for traveling back in time and colonizing the Iberian peninsula (Spain and Portugal) in the name of Mexico.
His theme song is known to be:
Buena Vista Social Club - Candela
This can be found on YouTube if you so wish.
He justifies his drastic action based on the fact that he possesses an index card with "007" written on it. Whether or not he himself wrote it is unknown.
He also is known for traveling back in time and colonizing the Iberian peninsula (Spain and Portugal) in the name of Mexico.
His theme song is known to be:
Buena Vista Social Club - Candela
This can be found on YouTube if you so wish.
Person #1: Dude, You didn't just spit your gum on that sidewalk did you?
Person #2: Ya, I did, why is it a crime?
Person #1: Hispanio is gunna get yo.
*2 Minutes Later*
Hispanio: In the name of justice I vanquish you, foul americano scum!
*Guns down Person #2 (the one you spit the gum on the sidewalk)*
Person #2: Ya, I did, why is it a crime?
Person #1: Hispanio is gunna get yo.
*2 Minutes Later*
Hispanio: In the name of justice I vanquish you, foul americano scum!
*Guns down Person #2 (the one you spit the gum on the sidewalk)*
by Camrade dibber August 13, 2014
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Jose: That’s the Hispanic penis for ya!
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Hispanic-an ancient adjective and noun-was mainstreamed as a political label in the United States in the early 1970's. The purpose for the introduction of such an ancient adjective by the Nixon administration was ostensibly to create a political label solely for the purpose of applying the constitutional anti-discrimination standard of “strict scrutiny” to anyone who was labeled Hispanic. The label had the immediate effect of linking the entire population of the 19 nations that comprise Latin America, as well as, distinguishing the "Hispanic" colonial heritage of Latin American Countries from the "Anglo Saxon" colonial heritage of the United States.
Before the colonization of the Americas, a person had to be solely from Hispania-Spain and Portugal together- in order to be called Hispanic. Today, Hispania has 21 progenies: two in Europe (Spain and Portugal), and nineteen in the Americas (Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Colombia, Costa Rica, Cuba, The Dominican Republic, Ecuador, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Mexico, Nicaragua, Panama, Paraguay, Peru, Puerto Rico, Uruguay, and Venezuela).
But there is more to think about: America is a country where one would not consider mislabeling a Scotsman an Irishman, for such would be an insult to the Scotsman, and visa versa; where one would not describe Canadian culture as being the same as Australian culture because such would be an insult to Canadians and visa versa. Yet, sadly, America is also a country where schools are educating the masses into believing that all people who immigrate or descend from the twenty-one distinctly different progenies of Hispania are: culturally alike, vote as a group, dance salsa, speak Spanish or Portuguese, can't cut it in the schools, work in menial jobs, join gangs, get aids, look alike, think alike, prefer to be separated from “Anglo” America, and have no heritage other than what is being accomplished in the USA by anyone politically labeled Hispanic.
America is a country where Hispanic heritage month no longer honors Hispania's progenies as unique, various and sundry cultures. America is a country where Hispanic heritage month is politically misused for the purpose of pressuring everyone labeled Hispanic into accepting that an attribute applied to anyone labeled Hispanic is an attribute applied to everyone labeled Hispanic, regardless of their different national heritage, and their different cultural backgrounds.
America is a country where the political label Hispanic is being used to camouflage one key fact, and that is that 66.9 percent (as of the 2002) of those labeled Hispanic in the United States do not represent the twenty-one progenies of Hispania, but rather only one progeny-Mexico.
Before the colonization of the Americas, a person had to be solely from Hispania-Spain and Portugal together- in order to be called Hispanic. Today, Hispania has 21 progenies: two in Europe (Spain and Portugal), and nineteen in the Americas (Argentina, Bolivia, Brazil, Colombia, Costa Rica, Cuba, The Dominican Republic, Ecuador, El Salvador, Guatemala, Honduras, Mexico, Nicaragua, Panama, Paraguay, Peru, Puerto Rico, Uruguay, and Venezuela).
But there is more to think about: America is a country where one would not consider mislabeling a Scotsman an Irishman, for such would be an insult to the Scotsman, and visa versa; where one would not describe Canadian culture as being the same as Australian culture because such would be an insult to Canadians and visa versa. Yet, sadly, America is also a country where schools are educating the masses into believing that all people who immigrate or descend from the twenty-one distinctly different progenies of Hispania are: culturally alike, vote as a group, dance salsa, speak Spanish or Portuguese, can't cut it in the schools, work in menial jobs, join gangs, get aids, look alike, think alike, prefer to be separated from “Anglo” America, and have no heritage other than what is being accomplished in the USA by anyone politically labeled Hispanic.
America is a country where Hispanic heritage month no longer honors Hispania's progenies as unique, various and sundry cultures. America is a country where Hispanic heritage month is politically misused for the purpose of pressuring everyone labeled Hispanic into accepting that an attribute applied to anyone labeled Hispanic is an attribute applied to everyone labeled Hispanic, regardless of their different national heritage, and their different cultural backgrounds.
America is a country where the political label Hispanic is being used to camouflage one key fact, and that is that 66.9 percent (as of the 2002) of those labeled Hispanic in the United States do not represent the twenty-one progenies of Hispania, but rather only one progeny-Mexico.
by knowledge January 17, 2005
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(Roommate 1 to awakening hippy): hey man, what time is that plumber coming over to fix the toilet?
(Hippy Roommate): shit man i dont remember, i need my hippy highball to clear my head.
(Hippy Roommate): shit man i dont remember, i need my hippy highball to clear my head.
by noahsimonpeter October 4, 2010
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by oxoboxo September 3, 2013
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Tony: I loaded 50 canisters of Hippy Ritz and breathed it in 50 balloons. This Hippy Ritz feels great! I'm in the Stratosphere! Better take Vitamin B12 for two weeks and then try some more whip-its.
by HawaiianPunch1 July 15, 2023
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"Hey man, we should invite Juan out to dinner with us. Give him a call."
"Dude, I would but he is holding a Hispanic grudge against me because I didn't take his shift three Sundays ago."
"Dude, I would but he is holding a Hispanic grudge against me because I didn't take his shift three Sundays ago."
by emilyandpugz August 11, 2012
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