hippiester

The rise of indie music during the 90s and 2000s brought into the mainstream arena has created a spawn of hell known as the hippiester kind. The general focus of a hippiester is mainly listening to underground indie music that everyone once thought that was cool, for example: Neutral Milk Hotel, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, et cetera, but lost its flair due to the fact of popularization of the music in general. Hippiesters also enjoy there occasional recreational drugs to go along with their indie experience as well as alcohol. Dont get forget there awesome fashion line of plaid shirts, skinny jeans, and sandals.

Goddamn look at steve man guzzling that alcohol and smoking pot all at once, I think he is listening to MGMT or is that the Decemberists, nah man thats Peter Bjorn and John, god that is cool as fuck. OH man he is wearing skinny jeans even though culturally, kids of the emo/punk kind started wearing that shit first wow amazing! such a hippiester.

by socioindiepath July 17, 2009

Hippington

A person that has somehow offended or otherwise upset someone else. A derogatory term with no preset level of offensiveness. It suites what ever vile level you wish.

Girl 1: She is such a hippington!
Girl 2: Omigawsh I know she just totally snubbed you!

by ForeverMusic February 28, 2009

Hippincompitant

the state of being a dirty hippie that thinks they know everything but really knows everything about nothing. A peace loving, america hating, government blaming, lazy, drug filled, dope smoking, tree hugging, mother loving, sonovabitch!

(see also: yuppie, tree-hugger, yippie)

Dirty hippie: I love tree's!
Regular guy:...OK?
Dirty hippie: did you know the government is secretly making tree killing cyborgs to burrow into the earth and corrupt all the potting soil!!!!????
regular guy: are you high or just "hippincompitant".

by Hippiehater100 June 14, 2009

hippiethetical

to speculate from the perspective of a hippie.

A hypothetical situation created from the mindset of a hippie. Often appearing to "Squares" to lack rational judgment, often siting studies and references that don't exist, setting priorities in unrealistic sequence, and having expectations far beyond actual capability, level of dedication, time, money, and/or viability.

Moon Doggy and Grapenut attempted to convince the police officer with a hippiethetical example to explain why not taking them to jail would be all good.

Moon Doggy: If you just let me go it will be all good for both of us because I will fix the bus first thing in the morning, and I will leave town with my friends band and we will drive to Costa Rica and pass out free local fruits and vegetables to the people all the way down and then we are going to stay at a farm down there and start a business educating the locals about organic farming and music and how the two are proven to... (etc. etc. etc.)

by projectile June 11, 2009

hippieitis

Hippieitis is caused by butt sex with another infected person not to be confused with aids.

Symptoms: protesting for no particular reason

Refusing to eat meat

Voting democrat

Trying to legalize pot or marijuana

Finding it necessary to get a Prius

Enjoying Bob Marley

Pretending to understand other races

sexual atraction to ugly asian women

John Lennon gave Barak Obama Hippieitis after engaging in butt sex while his white prostitute bitch of a mother fucked Oprah.

by mexijewbaca bro's December 9, 2011

HippieNigga

Also known as HippieTv or BigBossHippie He’s a
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by Ross248 November 18, 2019

HippieCon

Once a term reserved for dirty longhairs from the 70s who wore tie die shirts, a peace sign, and patchouli. They protested and cried about almost everything, and pioneered the anti-vaccine movement of the early 2000s with some dumbass bullshit about autism. Today they have updated their costumes. They can be easily spotted wearing clothes with American flags on them, usually bought at Walmart in the clearance section. Some will advertise that they now own guns, and will fly Trump or Don’t Tread on Me flags in their yards as well. They protest in front of schools, freeway overpasses, and vaccination clinics. Hippie as fuck as they are, they still cry about the dangers of vaccines like little scared bitches. By contrast, being the naturalists that they are, they are not against all medicines, as they like to wash down natural ingredients promoted by the holistic medicine man, their Maharishi holy man, Donald Trump. These items include Lysol, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and still patchouli oil to keep up the hippie tradition. Some identify themselves as conservatives, flying a tattered ass flag off their truck, wearing the same unoriginal “Let’s Go Brandon” shirt, and telling everyone they are moving to Texas. To their dismay, true conservatives never protested and always looked down on those who did. Ronald Reagan would be ashamed. They fail to realize that despite their makeover, these malcontents are still just whining hippies minus the tie die shirts.

Person 1: Hey Chad, do you want to go to Walgreens to protest the Covid-19 Vaccine with me, to help save humanity from being microchipped.

Person 2: Hell no! I’ve got better shit to do with my time. When did you become such a protesting, hippiecon whiny ass little bitch Chad? You’re a fucking hippie.

by Kentuckywoman082 December 21, 2021