Hippiepotamus 

A hippiepotamus is a fat kid whos a hippie.
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A hippiepotamus is just a random stupid name you call kids with long hair (e.g. Skaters are examples of hippies. They are the worst part of the hippies... the physical assets. They lack the spiritual beliefs, but they look like hippies.)

James Douglas is a skater who has long hair. Therefore, he is a hippiepotamus.

Hippiepotamus by The Showstopper December 28, 2005

hippiepotamus 

a person who identifies as a hippie as well as loving crack also known as pot

“ayo this person looks proper high, they’re a hippiepotamus”

hippiepotamus by pseudonym backwards October 6, 2020

hippapotamus 

An aggressive and fat nurse.

When I went to the dr the other day the Hippapotamus yelled at me for filling out the forms wrong. I answered her with courageous flatulence.

hippapotamus by Shakesmear May 11, 2022

hippopotamus 

a fat woman

"damn she a hippopotamus"

hippopotamus by scott dornan April 13, 2003

Hippopotamus 

Someone who is seriously addicted to throwing gingerbread houses at their roommate Sam

Dude stop throwing gingerbread houses at me
I can’t help it I am a hippopotamus

Hippopotamus by Eggineer December 27, 2019

double hippopotamus 

When a person's face is so bloated and deformed that it's impossible to distinguish it from their ass. As it is, the ass already resembles a hippopotamus face. For the poor bastard sporting one of these, it also resembles theirs. It is a synonym with "Ed Zachary Disease".

Yikes - look at that double hippopotamus. If he ate with his ass and sat on his face, I wouldn't know the difference.

double hippopotamus by mossyrock September 3, 2014

hippopotamus drop kick 

A large woman taking a shit, you barge in and drop kick her off the pot.

That fat girl was stinking up the bathroom so I gave her a hippopotamus drop kick.

hippopotamus drop kick by suzie crew April 2, 2009