HippieCon

Once a term reserved for dirty longhairs from the 70s who wore tie die shirts, a peace sign, and patchouli. They protested and cried about almost everything, and pioneered the anti-vaccine movement of the early 2000s with some dumbass bullshit about autism. Today they have updated their costumes. They can be easily spotted wearing clothes with American flags on them, usually bought at Walmart in the clearance section. Some will advertise that they now own guns, and will fly Trump or Don’t Tread on Me flags in their yards as well. They protest in front of schools, freeway overpasses, and vaccination clinics. Hippie as fuck as they are, they still cry about the dangers of vaccines like little scared bitches. By contrast, being the naturalists that they are, they are not against all medicines, as they like to wash down natural ingredients promoted by the holistic medicine man, their Maharishi holy man, Donald Trump. These items include Lysol, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and still patchouli oil to keep up the hippie tradition. Some identify themselves as conservatives, flying a tattered ass flag off their truck, wearing the same unoriginal “Let’s Go Brandon” shirt, and telling everyone they are moving to Texas. To their dismay, true conservatives never protested and always looked down on those who did. Ronald Reagan would be ashamed. They fail to realize that despite their makeover, these malcontents are still just whining hippies minus the tie die shirts.

Person 1: Hey Chad, do you want to go to Walgreens to protest the Covid-19 Vaccine with me, to help save humanity from being microchipped.

Person 2: Hell no! I’ve got better shit to do with my time. When did you become such a protesting, hippiecon whiny ass little bitch Chad? You’re a fucking hippie.

by Kentuckywoman082 December 21, 2021

hippiecrite

Someone who wants you to think they are the epitome of earthy, liberal and a total crunch, but really aren't.

Virginia, you live a block away but drive to school anyways, you're a hippiecrite.

by oronoian December 25, 2010

hippiecrite

A portmanteau of the words hippie and hypocrite, used to point out typically wealthy liberal elitist persons who preach traditional hippie values such as tolerance, environmental awareness, socialism/liberalism, personal freedom, pacifism, well-being and human empathy, but in practice do the opposite.

There are many hippiecrites in the world who drive their 8 cylinder Land Rovers through the Starbucks drive-thru, waiting in line for 10 minutes for their Soy Mocha Tall Grande Latte while releasing emissions into the ozone layer and wasting fuel unnecessarily reving their engines thinking it will speed up the process, and then ridicule the less fortunate Ford Escort in line in front of them because it occasionally puffs smoke from the tailpipe, and then stop at BK afterwards for a Double Whopper, wolfing half a pound of cow down while smoking a nice cigarette, and then yell a passing obscenity at the driver of an old pickup truck with a National Rifle Association Sticker on it for being a gun toting, psychopathic lunatic and would not even so much as bleed a penny for a good cause or a homeless person, and believe that everyone should live by their rules and be forced to eat only overpriced organic food and drive vehicles less than 5 years old.

Many trustafarians are actually hippiecrites, rich closeted conservative children who want to rebel against their parents who were hard working businesspeople who probably started with nothing and struggled to build a fortune while their brat kid pisses it away on drugs, booze, cars, hookers, and traveling.

by Paco Machado August 1, 2008

hippie con osde

Expression that is said of a person who claims to be a hippie and live as such. He shows himself as a hippie but inside he is a person with money, commonly inherited from his parents, he never suffered any kind of lack of anything.
Osde is one of the most expensive medical coverage in Argentina, which these people usually have thanks to parents

Ese es un hippie con osde

by argentinan October 6, 2020

hippiecrite

Someone who claims to be pro-environment or pro-mankind until it becomes too expensive or inconvenient.

Al Gore tells all Americans to reduce their carbon footprint while flying a private jet from place to place. His carbon footprint is larger than my whole town's foot print, he is such a hippiecrite.

by WithOneT March 23, 2010

hippiecrite

An individual, typically of the genus "country club soccer mom," who loudly boasts about their environmentally responsible lifestyle such as only shopping organic, lighting their homes with CFLs, and backyard composting yet, drives a HUMMER H2 and only drinks bottled water.

That hippiecrite scolded me for not recycling the paper wrapper I just tossed in the garbage as she headed off in her HUMMER H2 with windows open and air conditioning cranking to go swimming in her heated pool.

by Ocean Rat March 22, 2008

hippiemo

A scene-hybrid between a hippie and emo. Listen to bluegrass/emo/industrial(esque)/trance music and can sometimes be seen at raves if you are lucky enough to find one of these rarities. They are often extremely happy on the outside but impossibly depressed on the inside. The happiness is just there to hide the sadness.

Their choice of clothing can range from Hot Topic to Urban Outfitters. There is no particular "clothing" for them but they tend to mesh the two styles into one by wearing tight dark jeans with a tye-dye shirt of some sort. The hair can range from long and combed/cared for or an extremely long let-my-hair-roam-free untamed sort of hairstyle. They usually do not wear emo glasses but can be seen with some thick rimmed glasses(note: the frames of the glasses can't be rectangular)

Hippiemos can often be found getting stoned to hide the manic-depression that lingers in their empty black abyss of a heart.

"That hippiemo is trying to hide his depression by picking tulips and other kind of flowers."

by Marcin October 2, 2005