get hitched

To get married

I never thought you'd get hitched. Who's the lucky lady?

by LadyN April 3, 2017

Hitched

The act that occurs when a person or persons stop for a hitchhiker and the vehicle is then stolen by the hitchhiker.

I was driving down the mountain road and saw a hitchhiker, I decided to stop to help and the motherfucker hitched me.

by Dostom January 31, 2015

hunched

Hunched : someone who is a jealous two faced that is packing that meat. Someone who works at a meat market who doesnt get along. Slang for bitch

Dam that girl is hunched. She be having a hunched day

by neverforget May 20, 2014

Hunched

When one is not worthy of your time. Someone who is not shit.

That guy tried to grab my booty.

Man, that he is so hunched!

by Bigmama October 25, 2016

Hincher

Hincher - Sheep/Sheeple who naively follow master manipulator in the pursuit/purchase of Bargs I.e tat by swiping up aimlessly and making said manipulator richer, or should that be hicher

I’m a hincher I buy absolute tatt from my dictators swipe ups

by Not under the spell anymore April 12, 2019

getting hitched

getting married aka submitting to the patriarchal and misogynist institution of marriage which actively works to destroy the individual identity of a woman by relinquishing it to the man who now "owns her" (look up why women continue to take their husband's last names); at the same time she is portrayed as as "crazy" for caring too much about the wedding, while the man continues to enjoy the male privilege that enables him to paint the woman as "crazy" in the first place.

She is getting hitched to that controlling piece of shit

by JeenS June 7, 2018

hitched

The act of leaving a ciggarette in the ash tray and forgetting about it. or forgetting to ash your ciggarette.

Fuck, I just hitched my smoke!

by LLH831 May 12, 2008