The Bloody Hessian

When a man pierces a woman's vagina with his bayonet dick, causing her to bleed profusely.

I gave the bloody hessian on accident to my daughter's friend on friday.

by Spandex McGee July 3, 2008

Hessian

One who is supreme in one or another subject.

(A Hessian is a large, blood-thirsty, mercenary used in the Revolutionary war)

JJ: Yo, Johnny is such a hessian in Math class

Steven: Really? I always thought he was stupid

JJ: No, he's a hessian...

by dustbuster8526 April 5, 2008

hessian

Hessian is a loosely weaved, strong fiber material similar to burlap.Used mainly for carpet backing.

"That carpet is so worn the hessian is showing through"

by Pete June 4, 2004

hessian

White trash/trailer park trash.

"God those peoples are hessians"

by Stu December 20, 2003

Saddam Hessian

In despot social circles, the favourite and most ecological material for bags and sacks. Known for its tenacious holding power and swift elimination of political rivals.

1. Uday Hussein: Where can I hide all these Iraqi dollars I am stealing? I know, I'll use that large sack at Dad's palace.

2. Pol Pot: Hmm, I keep tripping over dead bodies. Get somebody to put them in that Saddam Hessian bag, blood doesn't show on that.

3. George Bush: My lack of intellect is large enough to be seen from space. I'll hide it under that Saddam Hessian bag.

by weaver October 30, 2005

hessian

a poor person who is so excited about being poor there are constantly faced with having a good day, every day.
but never to be misstaken for a hippy
a hessian will have a job which has shitty pay. and not really care about the world around him aslomng as he is happy

man that hessian is so happy today
look at him go with his ratty cloths and bicylce
carring bread haha.

by tabletop.,. April 20, 2010