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Hesitant Alien

Gerard Way's (formerly of My Chemical Romance) solo album released on September 30, 2014. Songs include Action Cat, No Shows, and Millions. Rather than MCR's alternative based sound, the album is more Brit-pop.
I'm fairly sure anyone who likes MCR is going to like Hesitant Alien.
by MCR Fangirl February 5, 2015
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Hashtag Douche Bag

Someone who uses Twitter obsessively and is a complete Douche about it. Someones whos tweets are consistently boring and pointless or self evaluating
Did you see Roman's last tweet? 'Roman just left the gym. Benchpressed 250. New Record! Gonna go break some hearts at the club now' That guy is such a Hashtag Douche bag
by Dannyf11 May 17, 2011
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Hashtag-Imbecile

A person who hashtags words or phrases that are extremely irrelevant to the post. Making them annoying as fuck.
Tom: Have you seen Patrick's picture of his cat?

Patrick's Instagram: Picture of his cat on a couch.
#Chevrolet #coffee #chair

Eric: Yes I have. But what do his hashtags have to do with his cat?

Tom: I don't know. He's a hashtag-imbecile.
by Elma Montt November 5, 2013
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Hashtwat

Hash twat (#twat)

Someone who has completely misunderstood the point of hash tags and so uses them in an ridiculously excessive way to try and make themselves look cool/a social networking enthusiast/look like they have loads of twitter followers, friends etc.

However they just end up look stupid and embarrassing.
Example:

"oh crap I just got a parking ticket #GODIMANIDIOT Oh well, im getting drunk tonight #ITSGOINGTOBEABIGONE #WASTED #IMSOFUCKINGCOOLITSAJOKE"

John "Oh help, did you see Mikes twitter today"

Celine: "ew yes, he's a total hashtwat #twat"
by trixiep November 29, 2011
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heshanova

A bro who is so good at skating that he attracts babes.
"Chris Cole gets the ladies because hes so hesh hes a heshanova!"
by sebastian crucial January 28, 2007
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hashtagslag

A male or female user of social media, mainly Twitter, who uses hashtag in an inappropriate way. One or more of the following characteristics will need to be present:-

1. Using 5 or more hashtags in one tweet;

2. Hashtagging something that is so long or random, there is no chance of it ever trending (eg. #havingamediterraneanpastabakewiththemanofmydreams);

3. Using "#nofilter", even when they have put an effect on or edited the photo;

4. Tweeting with hashtags at least 3 times an hour about:-

a) usual tasks or household chores; and/or

b) their pets (eg. My chihuahua just did a whoopsie behind the sofa #smellydog #ilovemyrat)

5. Saying the word "hashtag" before phrases in face to face conversations.

The more of these characteristics that are present, then the more hashtagslaggy, the hashtagslag is.
Tarquin: Have you seen Seb's girlfriends latest tweet?

Frances: No, what has that hashtagslag been hashtagging now?

Tarquin: She obvs. out with Seb. She's said:-

"Out with Seb for a meal, his treat #nandos #piripiri #canwaittostuffmyfacewithmachospeas #feelingblessed #sohappy #lovemyman"

Frances: Man, she is such a major league hashtagslag!
by maddog01 January 13, 2014
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hashtag that in your cereal

"suck it" "how about them apples" "you thought it was this way but it's that way"
Person 1: Hey got any ice cream left?

Person 2: Yeah go check the fridge!

Person 1: Wait there's none left!

Person 1: Yup! Haha hashtag that in your cereal
by zugs May 4, 2020
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