vacuum herding

Using a vacuum to herd people in a certain direction-- mostly at retail work places when you want to close but there are stragglers still trying to shop halfheartedly just to piss you off. (That's what it seems, like, anyway.)

Turn on that vacuum and vacuum in such a way that in order to avoid the loud noise, the customers move closer to the exits.

(Not a technique to be used when the boss is around.)

Jimmy: Ugh, it's closing time but these guys won't leave.

Billy: Don't worry, I'm the master at vacuum herding. They'll be out of here when they hear the oh-so-scary vacuum heading for them. *smirk*

by fuxnix September 16, 2010

Goat Herding Pig Fuck

The ultimate insult, to be used when there seem to be no adequate words to describe how badly the recipient of the insult has upset you

"How could you? That's my sister you Goat Herding Pig Fuck"

by Steve SB April 24, 2007

Skid Herding

The art of getting an army of skids behind you. To get a group of skids to act as one in your favor.

Root was in the act of skid herding when he realized he had made a fatal mistake... The skids had started to follow his every action in picking up all the hookers to try and "bio hack them".

by Fox with no fur November 6, 2018

nerd-herding

the process of chasing down, and then seducing, timid, nerdy boys.

"Snagging my new nerdy boyfriend wasn't easy - he was intimidated by me, so I had to employ a bit of nerd-herding."

by Mizg December 11, 2006

Cereal Herding

While eating cereal, the process of herding the last few pieces to one side of the bowl so that you may get them all in one spoonful.

I was cereal herding this morning and got all 6 of my last fruit loops in one spoonful.

by B*ROCK December 28, 2009

Yeti Herding

The act of adding a large amount of stupid, slow or ugly people on a social networking site.

Person 1: Have you seen all those people Alice added? She does not even know them.
Person 2: Yes, she is just Yeti Herding.

by Mr Oops January 11, 2010

cum herding

When a group of gay or bi guys wack off on a table one gets the privilege & honor of scooping and "herding" it with either a drywall trowel or a spatula into a neatly organised gooey arrangement of pearly white man mess and even frozen as ice cubes A.K.A. "cum cubes" or divided event amongst the guests. Ko

The boys at the gay bar had a "cock fight" atop of a pool table at an L.A. bar then went to a sex club and participated in a cum herding party!

by Messy Fun April 20, 2018