hempetite

The increased appetite you experience from smoking marijuana.

"Where's Dave?"
"He's off getting a hempetite."

by Fortigin April 16, 2017

Hemel School

The best secondary school in Hemel that ends up still being shit at the same time.

“Hemel School is an amazingly shit place.”

by epicspoonman November 5, 2022

hemployment

a paid job that you can do while stoned.

I enjoyed a brief summer of hemployment breaking down cardboard boxes for a medical supply company.

by BrewsLee March 6, 2017

Hemeloid

A citizen from Hemel Hempstead. A pun of the word haemorrhoid as people from Hemel are generally just as intelligent, ugly and irritating as a bunch of anal grapes.

Oh man! I hate Hemel Hempstead. It's so trashy with all these hemeloids.

by Mr Lizard August 23, 2004

Hemple

the elongated version of hemp

My mum wants me to go to the temple, but I’d much rather smoke up some hemple.

by Hoehoehoesantashere February 6, 2018

herpelipsy

A medical condition that occurs when you see a huge cold sore from your nose to your lip and the site of this causes an epileptic seizure

Ohh call 911 ... this girl is seizing .

She'll snap out of it .She has that new autoimmune disease herpelipsy...she glanced in the bathroom mirror and saw that massive lesion......and now she'll seize for 15 mins .

by Upyerkilt333 October 16, 2021

Hemel Hempstead

Objectively the shittiest town in Hertfordshire, it’s residents are tasked with defending the rest of the uk from people who live in Berkhamsted, the most pretentious town in Britain, as well as protecting London from the horrors of Luton. It’s town centre currently consists entirely of phone, vape and charity shops, and you should always stay away from any of its secondary schools, as you will find some very special people there.

“We need to catch the next train, otherwise we’ll be stuck in Hemel Hempstead for the next 30 minutes.”

“Let’s go to Watford, there’s nothing to do in Hemel Hempstead.”

by AverageHemelStudent November 5, 2022