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Nematodirus helvetianus

A parasite. In Norwegian the word means "hell in anus". Not much is know about this parasite among most people, but the name indicate that it is pain full to have in the anal parts.
Man: I think i have Nematodirus helvetianus, cos my anal parts hurtig like hell. Doctor : nono it is just the good old hemoroids. Man: i just want you to inspect my ass with one of your pianofingers, sir. Is that too much to ask for?

Woman : i would like to have analsex tonight, sir. Man: i have an infection of nematodirus helvetianus on my genitals. Woman : neeeeeext.
by Nematodirus helvetianus June 5, 2015
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Helven

An amalgamtional place between Heaven and Hell.
Those who are both heroic and villianious can go to the afterworld A.K.A. "Helven".
by MikeKal August 23, 2009
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helvetti

Finnish word for hell. Helvetti is a very popular curse word.
Painu helvettiin! = Go to hell!
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Helvetica

A person who rules the universe in font form.
Hey what’s the best font?

Futura, and Graphik are good fonts, but we should all praise our great leader of the universe known as Helvetica.
by AnOrganism February 5, 2021
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For helvede

For helvede is a Danish word for, Damn it or ffs.
"For helvede John, why would you say that"
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Dylan Helvey

He’s a man that nobody likes because he’s ugly
by Dylan aka (one leg) February 9, 2020
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Helvetesøkeren

Norwegian Word meaning 'Hellseeker'
Did you see what he did in that Church?

He must be Helvetesøkeren.
by Kai Helvetevokteren January 31, 2008
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