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Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis

Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,

And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,

He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,

(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

-The Newfangled Four
by Random_doesn’t_equal_funny August 16, 2018
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helmetosis

1. Bad breath caused by over indulgence in the act of fellatio.

2. The stench of cock on a sluts breath.
Julie was up all night going down on the entire soccer team. She woke up in the morning with a chronic case of helmetosis
by Paddy Mac November 8, 2006
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Vaginal Halitosis

The condition in which an unkempt vagina emits an unpleasant odor. Mainly caused by lack of good hygiene.
I can't believe I went down on her yesterday. Her pussy smelled like morning breath. She definitely has some Vaginal Halitosis going on.
by smugglescoke July 16, 2018
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halitosis

The breath you have when you've just woke up. Some people call it morning breath and it smells like someone has died in your mouth.
Matthew has halitosis.
by psycho bitch March 7, 2004
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halitosis

(n., shortened form of "simple chronic halitosis") False medical condition created by advertising writers to sell mouthwash. Only known symptom is bad breath, usually brought under control with periodic use of advertiser's product.
The best cure for halitosis is better oral hygene.
by Anonymous May 26, 2003
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halitosis

by FAT Tom June 14, 2003
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anal halitosis

Just a fancy synonym for "fart".
Someone here in the elevator has some "anal halitosis!"
by Valhalla Norsemen September 30, 2013
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