Gandhi fasted so long that his frame was rather frail,
And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,
He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,
(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
-The Newfangled Four
And when he eat the strangest fruits his breath was often stale,
He walked barefoot so hard his bottom squirt his diagnosis,
(He was a) Super callused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
-The Newfangled Four
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Julie was up all night going down on the entire soccer team. She woke up in the morning with a chronic case of helmetosis
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The condition in which an unkempt vagina emits an unpleasant odor. Mainly caused by lack of good hygiene.
I can't believe I went down on her yesterday. Her pussy smelled like morning breath. She definitely has some Vaginal Halitosis going on.
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Matthew has halitosis.
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Get the halitosis mug.(n., shortened form of "simple chronic halitosis") False medical condition created by advertising writers to sell mouthwash. Only known symptom is bad breath, usually brought under control with periodic use of advertiser's product.
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