hexwood 

After the Dianna-Wynn-Jones book of the same name, a hexwood book is a book that is confusing to the point of being unreadable, usually due to taking place in several different timelines or alternate realities

Have you ever tried to read Illuminatus!?
Yeah, but I couldn't get into it. The middle part's too hexwood for me.

hexwood by crabbadon December 21, 2007

Hogwoodinization 

An impression of the fire breathing demon from a far away land, who enjoys torturing innocent children.

I saw the funniest Hogwoodinization yesterday by my friends who hate the devil just as much.

Hogwoodinization by ChogH June 8, 2011

Dr. Heywood R. Floyd 

He was the chairman of the National Council of Astronautics in 2001. He tracked down the monolith buried on the moon and touched it, whereupon it transmitted a signal to Jupiter.

Dr. Heywood R. Floyd: Good day, gentlemen. When you see this briefing, I presume you will be nearing your destination, Saturn. I hope that you've had a pleasant and uneventful trip and that the rest of your mission continues in the same manner. I should like to fill you in on some more of the details on which Mission Commander Kaminsky will have already briefed you. Thirteen months before the launch date of your Saturn mission, on April 12th, 2001, the first evidence for intelligent life outside the Earth was discovered.

Dr. Heywood R. Floyd by Dr. Heywood R. Floyd April 7, 2007

Hogwood

A very strange man who often falls in love with his best friends, regardless of their gender.

Has a tendency to get erect in random situations and has a preference for anal sex.

"That guys really creepy!"

"Yeah, he's a Hogwood"

Hogwood by JesperCouldragon October 14, 2008

Tom Heywood 

One of the best people in the world! Biggest slong in the history of slongs! (penis). He is such a good boy! quote from his mother and father!

girl: "whoa thats a big one!!"

Tom Heywood: "Thats what all the girls say!"

Girl: "well... lets have a go!!"

Tom Heywood by sumantha August 14, 2011

Heywood 

a person who's skin is dark brown, has a wide nose, brown eyes, and black nappy hair

Damn Heywood stole my bike

Heywood by jockey7 December 22, 2010

Hogwood

A strange creature from the hills of the English Midlands. Rarely sighted, it is an icon for many gay men as its legend entails extreme homosexuality.

"That thing over there looks really gay!"
"Yeah, could be the Hogwood."

Hogwood by Ridicule January 13, 2009