Hangover Headband

A stretchy or elastic fabric worn on the head to conceal the unshowered, nasty hair of an individual after a night of drunken debauchery.

Molly: So...did you go out last night.
JIll: Yea...can't you tell by my hangover headband.

by wandakrannertian June 17, 2009

headband fag

Somebody that is obsessed with Naruto the anime series and wears the headbands everywhere.

Hey Richy, lets go beat up that headband fag!

by guitarxhero April 5, 2008

chocolate headband

when a dog or any other animal...ect wipes , skims ect its butthole acrossed your head..

ahhhhhhhhh grosssss.... "rex" (pets name) just gave you a chocolate headband..

by kelsie90210 April 15, 2011

Emma's Headband

A soft, dark grey headband belonging to Emma Harverson. Was cheated on by Brayden Black with Lea's Headband. Emma's Headband does not like to be cheated on.

Brayden Black: Emma, can I have your headband?
Emma: No, she doesn't like you.
Julian: Emma's Headband x Brayden Black x Lea's Headband.

by Ace of Doom June 6, 2018

blitzkrieg headband

being incredibly stoned off your ass. way beyond being blitzed you are blitzkrieged because you have been smoking a strain of marijuana known as headband.

skeet {passing the joint}- dan how you feelin' over there?
dan- i feel like i'm rocking the blitzkrieg headband right now bro.
skeet- lets go to war with these bitches!
dan- now where's my unicorn?

by raptasticRiZZo March 24, 2010

Mexican Headband

An act by completely fucked up people.... when one attaches themself to another beings head by wrapping their legs around their head like a headband and smothering their face with pubes and possible penis or vagina.

"Thank God that guys dick was that small or that Mexican Headband would have blinded me!"

by Anal Flakes III September 18, 2008

Turtle-Beach Headband

The part of your head affected by wearing a turtle beach headset.
It looks like you have been wearing a headband.

Person 1: I have been playing xbox with my turtle beaches for 8 hours straight.

Person 2: Let's go and get something to eat.

Person 1: No, I have turtle-beach headband. I can't be seen in public.

by sexyface69 June 9, 2011