pants on head retarded

Some one so stupid you can just see them waring thier pants on thier head and making loud unintelligable noises and drooling.

Tard: * removes pants *
Me: WTF
Tard *places on head*
Me: God fucking damnit not another...
Tard: flarf narf *drool* can i has hug? *SHITS SELF*
Person2: fucking text book pants on head retarded situation.

by TheStorey December 27, 2007

tooth to head ratio

In a large crowd, the total number of teeth of all people combined divided by the total number of heads. In a well eduated crowd with reasonable oral hygene, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be close to 32:1. If you were to attend a monster truck rally or a wrestling match, one would expect the tooth to head ratio to be around 12:1. At a bluegrass concert it can sit around the 5:1 or 4:1 area.

I have stopped going to Ottawa Senators games when the Leafs are in town because the tooth to head ratio is just too low to handle.

by scow buba March 22, 2009

head rash

The burning sensation that happens to the head of your penis while pressed up against the zipper of your pants for a long period of time

Judy, I got some serious head rash from our dry sex-capade last night

by RidiculousIsHe February 27, 2015

Red head rat rooter

Person with red hair

Look at those gingers.. Red head rat rooters

by nigeLpredator January 11, 2017

head royce

A private school by the Oakland Hills above Fruitvale. Very expensive, but you'll get a great education. Rival is CPS and rumored to be filled with snobby preps. However, the school is more diverse than most Oakland schools and not really preppy at all. If you can go there you'll make lifelong friends and connect with your teachers.

kid 1: what school d'you go to?
kid 2: Head Royce...
kid 1: luckyyy!

by =____= December 22, 2008

head rush

smoking just enough weed to feel the changing in the weight of your head, but not yet stoned. You sort of begin to feel you head go heavy, light, and so on... a pleasant feeling

"Let's toke up man!"

"No way dude, we don't have enough to get stoned"

"We can still pack a mighty fine head rush though man!"

"I'm down."

by sebastiancee December 26, 2007

Head Rest

Someone or something that interferes and prevents another person from having sex; cockblock

Creepy Uncle Morty was such a Head Rest last night!

by KLCarson84 March 22, 2010