Stephen Hawking

A famous physicist a.k.a. 'The wheelchair dude who invented time'.

Sheldon: Stephen Hawking is a famous physicist...
Penny: Yeah, yeah, the wheelchair dude who invented time.

by MrHankeyTheChannukaPoo May 17, 2014

The Hawaiian Punch

A very complicated series of actions that starts off with a bottle of Hawaiian Punch. Mix the Hawaiian Punch with some rum or vodka untill the booze to juice ratio is about 2:1. Once you have achieved the perfect combination, mix that shit up real good in a water bottle and get yo drank on. After you realize you drank way more than your limits, you gonna need a bucket homie! Welcome back lunch cuz u gonna be spitin cookies everywhere! This method of drinking is usually used to pregame before an important event such as a Presidential Election, a game of Lasertag, taking the SATs,or even at childbirth.

Danny: "Hey Tara i think you might have overdone it a little! Your gonna really feel The Hawaiian Punch soon!"

Tara: "Dont worry ill be fine for lasertag"

Danny: "But look what you did to that poor picnic table! Where are the kiddies supposed to eat lunch now???"

by Shugah Nipz December 7, 2009

hawkinsed

To get so terribly drunk you resemble Stephen Hawkins on a bad day

I got totally hawkinsed last night

by Baboon2010 April 12, 2014

snowing in hawaii

when someones brastrap is showing

hey, it's snowing in hawaii.

by Ju_Ju_Bear March 14, 2009

Pizza Hawaii

Garbage. It’s the most disgusting food on the globe and everyone that eats it is very sick inside his head

Pizza is the best food in the world, except Pizza Hawaii, this is a product straight outta hell

by HornyCorny November 19, 2017

joseph hawkins

joseph hawkins is the nigga from the popular nigga twerk video

guy 1: dude have you heard of joseph hawkins lately?
guy 2: no he was arrested because he had info that would impeach trump

by MOSQUE SHOOTER February 28, 2020

Harakiri Frape

The act of fraping yourself and blaming it on another out of sheer boredom. This allows you to watch as the blamed party is publicly humiliated while you get away with insulting whoever you like.

Beth - "Aww man I can't believe Shaun would frape Alex and call me a total cuntwaffle"

Sue - "I hear it was actually Alex. Classic harakiri frape".

by Dong Oral March 12, 2011