have you got a pass

A joke about how schools have passes for everything.

Student: "Can I borrow a pen"
Teacher: "have you got a pass?"

by buy me free games November 2, 2018

Have you heard of Achilles?

A rhetorical question asked to a dumbfounded person in response to a question, due to a term they are unaware of.

Example: Don’t be a complete bush and meet me at Casa de Tempe.

Answer: Where is that at?

Rebuttal: Have you heard of Achilles?

by long distance relationship October 17, 2012

have you shit the bed

A term used to mock someone when they are up early in the morning (meaning they aren't usually up early)

It's only 5am,have you shit the bed?

by Lee.w October 31, 2017

where have you been?

the question every man fears...

wife: where have you been?
husband: ...

by Puhercules May 8, 2010

Have you met me?

What you say to someone when they act surprised by something you did that is totally you. Used whenever someone shows they don't know you as well as they think.

Riley: "Kelley, why did you eat the last piece of cake?"
Kelley: "HAVE YOU MET ME?"

by Skippyelvis May 25, 2018

have you seen jeremy?

Def: A warning from friends to hide,
when an ulgly chick you accidently gave a night of passion to, is looking for you the next day.

Background: Poor, hung over Jeremy had this ugly ass girl flailing her arms in the air asking everyone she saw "Have you seen Jeremy!?"

Watch out man...have you seen Jeremy!?

by Danny B March 16, 2005

What have you come as?

What have you come as is what people in the U.K. ask their friends when they do something peculiar,act off, or anything else pertaining to an attitude or behavior.

*friend walks in wearing a bum bag, stilettoes, and ear muffs*

"Oh, Lord! What have you come as?"

by Apocolipsticks May 19, 2018