Javalanche

When one has continued to push oneself forward solely on caffeine and then everything catches up to them in a giant, overwhelming crash.

Eli kept herself for up for three days straight on coffee studying for finals, until she just had a javalanche and collapsed crying in the commons.

by Junebug173990 May 25, 2010

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Savalanche

When Sav busts a load on your face and you fall asleep with it on. Then the next morning you realize it was Sav's jiz on your face, so you leave it on for the rest of the day for the world to see.

Half of Connecticut's female population is currently walkin around with a savalanche.

by Jake88 November 10, 2008

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while the girl is sleeping next to you, you start jerking yourself and right before you cum, you waker her up and unload all over her face, catching her by complete surprise. just like an unsuspecting skier.

i gave my sister in law a dirty avalanche on her birthday.

by Mondo91 May 19, 2008

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pussy avalanche

To describe when one is almost crushed by the sheer amount of pussy they get. Can be used sarcastically.

-Jimmy's college experience can best be described as a "pussy avalanche"
-The world champion scrabble player must get an avalanche of pussy.

by PussyAvalanche September 11, 2016

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chavalanche

a large number of chavs (see also kevs, townies, scallys) approaching at speed.

"oh my god, look out for that chavalanche"

by Dani_star September 4, 2005

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Birthday Avalanche

The sudden avalanche of birthday greetings posted on facebook etc when someone notices its your birthday....particularly funny when someone incorrectly posts Happy Birthday and everyone follows suit!

Fran: "Michael, your birthday is definitely tomorrow isnt it?"

Michael: "10 years Fran, its been 10 years. Why?"

Fran: "Your cousin's started a Birthday Avalanche on your Fb profile!"

by Fran P April 17, 2009

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