hatchling

A term for Escape from Tarkov players that don't bring any gear in to a raid, playing the game with no risk and reaping all the rewards. The term arose from these players wielding only a tomahawk, a weapon not lost upon death. Usually fast little fuckers that sprint to high loot areas like Kiba or key spawns, robbing players with big dick energy of valuable loot. They communicate in wiggles and expect not to be shot at. They sure do make great target practice though!

Remember - every hatchling left alive is just another geared dude that'll try and clap you.

"I see players! Running right, towards dorms!"
"I have visual, just a bunch of hatchlings."
"Got 'em. They're down."

"Hey that guy is wiggling at me!"
"Just kill him, fucking hatchling."

"NiKiTa, NeRf HaTcHlInGs, ThEy'Re Not PlAyInG tHe GaMe RiGhT!!!1"

by iamablackmanSEEMEROAR!!! July 31, 2019

haechan

a perfect boy who always make you falling for him. he’s funny, caring, cool, handsome and the happy virus on the group. and also he type of boy that never can be yours..

you can’t help yourself for not falling to haechan

by cosehyuck November 25, 2021

hatchet wound

A pussy that resembles a hatchet wound, often with wide, split lips, and plenty of color to boot.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

I told that bitch if she didn't like it, she could lick my blood hatchet-wound!

by T. J. October 30, 2003

ass hatchet

The term a cyclist uses to describe what their bike seat feels like after it has become extremely uncomfortable due to either the duration of a bike ride or the number of consecutive days of bike riding.

By the fifth day of the Bicycle Ride Across Nebraska (BRAN), I could swear my seat had turned into an ass hatchet.

by rugbykiltman June 14, 2010

Alabama Turtle Hatching

A sexual act between two consenting adults. During foreplay, one person lubes the others anus while performing felatio/cunnilingus. A hard boiled egg is then inserted into the anus. Once inserted, anal sex occurs until the egg breaks and the man ejaculates. Semen seeps out with the pieces. Resembling a freshly hatched sea turtle.

Last night was so much fun. We had extra hard boiled eggs from ramen night and used them to make an Alabama TURTLE hatching

by DirtStar17 June 4, 2021

Hitech

Promethazine Hydrochloride and codeine phosphate syrup specifically made by Hi-Tech company. The purple, yes purple, flavor specifically requested brand in the Detroit Area. Used as a cough syrup, but also mixed with Sprite to make a relaxing, but illegal drink.

Let me get that purple, yeah purple, Hitech, don't give me the green flavored....

by Malachi280 January 3, 2010

orrin hatch

Alternate name for a glory hole, esp. in the state of Utah.

Thirsty for hot cock, one of Roscoe's favorite pastimes is to patrol the orrin hatch at the rest stop outside Provo.

by DragonDoback June 24, 2009