hass

The name or classification for a ripped and overly homosexual action or person. Calling someone a "Hass" is both highly critical and highly positive. By calling someone Hass, you are aknowledging their excpetional muscular abs as well at their unique weirdness. Hass' are very intimdate creatures. They masturbate frequently.

Hass, your so ripped

DO IT TO ME HASS

by meah May 9, 2006

HASS

High
Altitude

Slut
Syndrome
Above 10,000ft your ready for anything

Her: you ready for the plane

Him: you have to have HASS
Her: I do

by 1TSM3 May 19, 2018

hass

A name given to a closet homosexual male.

Damn, that guy is so hass.

by Ninja Warior April 20, 2010

Dirty Hasse

When you have a threesome and you're sitting in the corner wanking while the other guy goes down on her.

Then you switch places with the guy that licks her pussy and starts fucking her while he's jerking his flaccid dick!

I went HAM last night, we did the Dirty Hasse and everything!

by TisseHuntersson January 12, 2022

Hass Johnson

Slang for a Muslim guy's penis

The Muslim guy pulled out his Hass Johnson and started jerking it.

by The OC Kid March 8, 2013

Like a Hass

To do something in a boss-like fashion, but better--with the cold-hearted determination of a half ginger, the brilliance of a thousand suns, and the finesse of a unicorn.

Symptoms include being a total lightweight, gingerness, toothpick legs, and an unfair height advantage.

"I just conquered all of Calculus in a mere five minutes."

"...LIKE A HASS!"

"After getting drunk at Sprecher's, I serenaded my bff with Lean on Me in a bathroom stall."

"...LIKE A HASS!"

by Kellobeany June 17, 2012

Nae hass

A Scots contraction of 'No hassle' - common in the north eastern parts of Scotland - though not unheard elsewhere.

That car had a fancy lock, but is was nae hass to nick it anyway.

by Penfold December 14, 2016