hass

The name or classification for a ripped and overly homosexual action or person. Calling someone a "Hass" is both highly critical and highly positive. By calling someone Hass, you are aknowledging their excpetional muscular abs as well at their unique weirdness. Hass' are very intimdate creatures. They masturbate frequently.

Hass, your so ripped

DO IT TO ME HASS

by meah May 9, 2006

HASS

High
Altitude

Slut
Syndrome
Above 10,000ft your ready for anything

Her: you ready for the plane

Him: you have to have HASS
Her: I do

by 1TSM3 May 19, 2018

hass

A name given to a closet homosexual male.

Damn, that guy is so hass.

by Ninja Warior April 20, 2010

Dirty Hasse

When you have a threesome and you're sitting in the corner wanking while the other guy goes down on her.

Then you switch places with the guy that licks her pussy and starts fucking her while he's jerking his flaccid dick!

I went HAM last night, we did the Dirty Hasse and everything!

by TisseHuntersson January 12, 2022

Hass Johnson

Slang for a Muslim guy's penis

The Muslim guy pulled out his Hass Johnson and started jerking it.

by The OC Kid March 8, 2013

Tim Hasse

a wise person whose power lies in his hair, if his mane is cut off he is just an average joe, besides his magnificent shooting abilities. He is quite by nature but when introduced to alcohol he becomes an unstoppable force of evil. If you have something of value he will jump kick it until broken or damaged beyond recognition. Basically, Tim Hasse is .... Tim Hasse.

Tim Hasse is hittin that tonight for sure" "ya, he already fucked her mom from behind and her twin sister too" "Damn Tim Hasse is such a pimp

by william gare November 13, 2010

Nae hass

A Scots contraction of 'No hassle' - common in the north eastern parts of Scotland - though not unheard elsewhere.

That car had a fancy lock, but is was nae hass to nick it anyway.

by Penfold December 14, 2016