harrelsonian

This adjective is used to describe one who has a ridiculously negative opinion of something of obvious quality and merit. It may also be used to describe the opinion itself.

The noun, "harrelsonia", refers to the sickness that one develops upon having repeated harrelsonian opinions.

Gamer MH: "I'm a Metal Gear fan, but I couldn't stand Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes for the Gamecube. Loved the original version on the PS1, but I just couldn't stand how much more superior the Gamecube version was to the PS1 version. The new, updated graphics and improved controls just aren't for me because I hate things like that."

Gamer JF: "Wow, Gamer MH, how harrelsonian of you to say that."

Or, for the noun:

Gamer JF: "My good friend Gamer ML, I'm afraid that something is seriously wrong with Gamer MH...his opinions...unnatural these days."

Gamer ML: "Hmmm, interesting statement, Gamer JF. I've noticed it too. It appears we must admit him for treatment before the harrelsonia spreads."

by J. F. April 7, 2008

Handylion

The act of getting a handjob, preferably in the shower.

"Dude, how far did you get with the chick last night."

"She was quite a tease but I was able to get a handylion out of the whole deal."

"In the shower?"

"Oh, you know it. Wouldn't have it any other way."

by DJCrohn February 28, 2009

Hawk Harrelson

The Chicago White Sox TV Announcer. He IS the greatest baseball announcer out there. He is legendary for his calls of , "You can put it on the board-YES!", "He Gone!" and "Ducksnort"

"Konerko hits it deep. stretch. He looks up, YOU CAN PUT IT ON THE BOARD-YES!!!!"

HE GONE! Thats the 12th strikeout for Mark Buehrle."

by R.W. April 23, 2005

HARRELSON

Verb: Not doing the laundry....ever

"Fuck laundry.I'm pulling a Harrelson"

by TDlap February 2, 2012

harryone

to blunder at typing

I harryoned that word

by Fill_mckawk September 10, 2010

Harrying

Verb- An invasion of one's personal space while sitting at a table, usually with the elbow.

It''s not nice to be harrying other people.

by Almostatheats July 8, 2016

Harrylovespenis

A game where people ejaculate on a biscuit and the last one to do so has to eat it

Harry and he’s 3 brothers were bored one day at home, Jensen shouted to the boys upstairs who wants to play soggy biscuit, harry came running down with his wang out Harley also did but this time his being one inch then the last brother . The boys got in a circle and began the game Jensen ejacultaed first all over the sofa and the bourbon then harry did getting abit in Harley’s eye then josh straight after. Harley was last meaning he had to eat the biscuit this is called harrylovespenis

by Brodythebiscuit July 24, 2018