mental hardon

to be sexually aroused, but not show physical signs ( a boner )

I was trying to act calm, but she gave me such a mental hardon

by Lord Buck February 23, 2009

hurling hardon

When u have food poisoning but simultaneously horny. Therefore have no choice but to puke with a boner.

Before Herby could go down on dotty, just the act of kissing her lower back caused him to vomit naked with a raging stiffy. She was left with pink clit for 24 hrs after his hurling hardon.

by Herbothy May 10, 2018

fuckardo hardo en el pussardo

The act of fucking so hard that your girlfriend becomes Mexican.

“I’m going to fuckardo hardo en el pussardo your girlfriend”
“No I don’t want my girlfriend to be mexican

by HarryPoptart March 6, 2019

Hakdog

A word used by Filipino children, especially those who are schoolchildren. It is said when a person says "ha?"

Person 1: Ha?
Person 2: Hakdog!

by LMgamer36 August 10, 2020

hardgainer

Someone who finds it hard to gain muscle mass. Typically used ironically to describe someone who has in fact only just started working out.

gym bro 1: Look at that skinny guy over there
gym bro 2: Must be a hardgainer.

by ballinjack March 31, 2018

Large Hardon Collider

When two or more dudes touch their boners together.

"Hey Jeff, you want to use the Large Hardon Collider to smash our particles together?"

"No Justin, I'm not a fag"

by Strasse October 10, 2010

Hardges

ABSOLUTELY amazing! The very definition of a strong person. Only the strong survive, and this person is definitely a survivor!

Hardges is such a strong person!

by klh25 October 1, 2011