Fart hardened turd

When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.

Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.

by Darckcloud April 18, 2018

Case Hardened Pattern 387

the best karambit skin

ohne: time to open a case (he never got Case Hardened Pattern 387)

by thegingerslaveowner May 14, 2025

deck hardener

A type of protective layer for your deck!

Jones: wassup bro my deck is hardening
Richard:whatcha using for it to harden then
Jones: Deck hardener! its so hard i can stab a knife into it now
Richard: dayummmmm son thats some hard deck

by Alpacamon9000 May 26, 2017

haydened

"Sleeping with all the girls"

Oh dude, I totally haydened all those girls last night

by Jokercap June 11, 2017

haydened

haydened is when you get flashed then fan of hammered by a mcree

for fuck sake i just got haydened

by best ow player September 11, 2022

Hardeedar

A bird that smaaks screaming

Hey Ruth, check out that loud ass hardeedar!

by Deanbirdface January 1, 2023