happens

a word typically used to discribe something that happened, the word tends to describe something that negitive but can also work in a positive situation

1.your friend just got dumped by his girlfriend, appropriate response "happens."
2.you just lost the winning soccer goal"happens."

by tiffanijo December 28, 2007

happened

An abbreviation for "that just happened," used to emphasize someone's wrongdoings or to point out a ridiculous event that simply cannot be overlooked.

"Oh my god, that girl just threw up all over that kids shirt."
"Wow..happened."

"Dude, about last night."
"Happened."

by Marcus Shak April 9, 2009

The Happening

1. A synonym for a plot twist or turn in a story (eg, book, movie) that is extremely convoluted and anti-climactic that makes something that originally had good potential seem completely pointless.

2. The film of the same name by M. Night Shymalan (he used to make kickass movies like Signs and the Sixth Sense) that birthed this definition. It starts with people mysteriously killing themselves like under a trance, but the twist is that plants are giving off toxens that are causing humans to do it. An unintentional comedy.

1. Eric's fanfic was really good, and had a lot of potential, but in the end he pulled a 'The Happening' and gave it a shitty anti-climactic twist that insulted the reader's intelligence and amde them feel like they'd just wasted a lot of time.

2. Was M. Night wasted on this one?

by Dr.Strangehate September 9, 2009

It's happening!

What you say when you or a friend gets a boner i.e. a hard on i.e. an erect penis i.e. an erection.

1: It's happening!!!!!
2: Woah! Congrats, bro! Let's get lit!

by Sexy Tortilla January 5, 2020

Happenable

feasible, probable

"Do you think we'll win today?"
"That's happenable."

by Oom7ggoom7 July 27, 2009

Happen

Of Northern Ontario origin. Meant to indicate an intent to complete some activity. Derived loosely from "make it happen"

A. Can someone get me another beer?
B. I can happen that

by Sauce December 29, 2004

Happens

When something happens, avoidable or not. The act of something being justified without any further explanation.

Maks: why you about to smoke to skitz to be out at the pumps?
Mike turkey: Happens. Yo can u toss me a couple of dollars I can't run Wendy's.

Mike turkey:Jack Daniels black label? Jack daniels, jack Daniels. That cool?
Keenan: mmm yeah happens.

by MiketurkJackdanielsproductions August 13, 2017