Hammerspice

1. The ultimate extreme scent or flavor. Created by Allie Brosh of Hyperbole and a Half. Original description (with pictures) can be found there.

Hammerspice Chips

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Hammerspice Deodorant

MORE EXTREME THAN SKATEBOARDING ON A SURFBOARD IN FRONT OF A FLAMING MOUNTAIN WHILE SHOOTING ARROWS OUT OF YOUR ARMPITS AT A SHARK !

by 3fold April 24, 2010

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hammertime

The full phrase is "Stop! Hammertime!" but I'm a lousy conformist, so I put it here. It is by far the most awesome phrase ever. You could make Slimer from Ghostbusters say it and it would still make sense. Its inventor was nothing short of genius as well.

M. Feldspar: Stop! Hammertime!
Halle Berry: Have my babies.
M. Feldspar: Can't touch this.

by Jerry the Gerbilizer February 17, 2005

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hammerfor

Hammerfor is a joke expression used when you are about to hit somebody on the head with a hammer.

Mark: Dude, I saw a hammerfor this weekend.
William: What's a hammerfor?
Mark: This! (Hits William on the head with a hammer.)

by MxSx 805 oi oi October 14, 2005

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Hammertime

'Hammertime' is a brilliant surprise attack on a romantic lovemaking session. Whilst you and your partner are engaged in some slow, passionate, romantic sex, look into her eyes, wait for her to move her head forwards to kiss you, then shout, "STOP, IT'S HAMMERTIME!" and proceed to bang her like a drum at speed while shouting, "WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O!"

Wifey - "Mmm sweetheart that feels amazing...oooh yeah...mmmmmmm...kiss me..."
You - "Stop......IT'S HAMMERTIME - WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O! WHOOA-O, WHOOA-O!"

by Triggermortis November 12, 2010

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