Shit Hammer

A fecal bludgeon. (physically smashing somebody with your poop)

"If I don't have my money by friday I'm going to shit hammer you..."

"How do you like the smell of my shit hammer!?"

"Don't mess with him, he will shit hammer your life away."

"Nothing like a good 'ol fashion shit hammer for breakfast."

by Circus Freak January 10, 2010

Shit-Hammered

Being VERY drunk

"I was so shit-hammered lastnight i dont remember a thing"

"I cant wait to get Shit-hammered tonight"

by Joker22 February 16, 2010

shit hammered

The state of being in a shit storm. When you are shit hammered you generally have commited a crime against nature, or have committed an illeagal act such as genocide, and you are being called on the carpet for it.

I got shit hammered after my wife figured out that I had a huge stash of midget clown porn.

by uzi4u July 15, 2007

shit-hammer

The act of dropping a large fecal bludgen upon another individual.

We dropped the Shit-hammer on Saddam in operation:Enduring Freedom bombings.

by BIGLODASHT August 29, 2003

SHIT HAMMER

When you fuck your bitch and going down the stairs and start shitting in her mouth your penis touches her liver

Hi shit hammered a hooker down the stairs

by Papa Helf January 4, 2021

Two bags of hammered dog shit

someone who's face looks like two bags of dog shit that was smashed to bits.

"Dude, did you see that girl John brought home?"
"Yeah, she looked like two bags of hammered dog shit."

by curly b April 6, 2006

shit hammered through a small hole

To look or feel terrible, as would shit when forcibly extruded through a tiny hole.

A general expression of utter terribleness.

"Man you look hungover!"
"Yeah, I feel like shit hammered through a small hole"

by Miketar January 17, 2008