halpert

A prank played on a co-worker, typically a schrute

Oh man, he sure pulled a halpert on that schrute over there

by avaron September 28, 2006

sex haver

One who commits regular sexual acts, including but not limited to the actual act of sexual intercourse.

Tyler's been hanging out with this girl lately, he's been ditching his friends and playing video games less often. He's become a filthy sex haver

by Trippisk December 6, 2016

haver

It means to talk nonsense, chatter.

"And if I haver, I'm going to be the one havering to you." The Proclaimers

by Anita June 12, 2003

Halter Top

A female top, tied around the neck is considered a halter top.

"Look Bubby, Meena made a halter top out of a trash bag."

by Bubby May 7, 2005

Halvard

to be a potato; to ask what load is; if cookies give you virus; potato; height != IQ;

Person1: what is cookies? do i get virus from cookies?
Person2: halvard pls

by bestofsonny April 26, 2013

Confirmed Sex Haver

Someone who has a child or has clearly evidenced they have sex.

Billy: Dad!

Dad: We’ve talked about this Billy.
Billy: (snidely) Confirmed sex haver

by Slaken April 11, 2019

hole-haver

Someone who likes to have all their holes filled all the time.

Syn: Slut, Whore, Liar, Fat, Bitch, Witch (Apparently?), etc.

Lauren is a hole-haver.

by WackyTheWalrus May 26, 2017