Halved

If anybody knew I didnt get halved on accident Dewey, they'd quarter you.
by Solid Mantis June 27, 2020
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Halved

Cut in half, torn in half.
1) The kicker for the football team was halved when two guys from the other team hit her from opposite directions. She could see her large intestine on the field.

2) Dewey halved his own brother in a machete fight.

3) The guy was halved by 2 guys sawing him in half down the torso as a punishment.
by Solid Mantis January 24, 2020
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Halves

Buyer: Bro, got any halves?
Seller: Yeah skrrt skrrt
by Biblical_stoner420 May 18, 2018
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