stuff happens

A phrase used by all to justify various kinds of strange occurrences. Used when the phrase "shit happens" isn't quite appropriate.

teacher: "your car caught and fire and your homework got burned??"

student: "yeah, well, stuff happens"

by db2838 July 6, 2010

Jim Halpert

A snack.

Jim Halpert? He's the most delicious snack I've ever seen.

by MaggotyFoods June 20, 2019

halfenfreude

Reveling in personal gain associated with someone else's loss; not to be confused with schadenfreude, in which one takes pleasure from another's pain.

After hearing the news that a new freelancer had bombed on a writing project, Alan and Laura, also freelance writers, felt a rush of halfenfreude at the prospect of additional work.

by porkalvin December 11, 2010

The Room Where it happens

No one else was in it

Aaron Burr wants to be in the Room Where it happens

by Aid_Nic November 11, 2020

Video or it didn't happen

in most forums, this is meant as a (sometimes joking) response to outrageous and or unverifiable claims by other posters. Related to pics or it didn't happen but used in cases where pictures cannot properly explain the situation or can easily be shopped.

Alice: Hey guys! I just beat through the fire and flames 100% on expert with only one hand!
Bob: pics or it didn't happen
Alice: Okay! *sends shopped picture of result screen*
Carl: That pic's shopped man, video or it didn't happen!

by Supreme_Bananas February 24, 2012

Make it Happen

To do something and complete it. Usually under extreme circumstances.

you have two days to build this house from scratch. Make it happen girl.

by donnie chan December 14, 2008

Happend

The shorter, incorrectly-spelled version of happened. Only highly intellectual beings can use this word.

Me, an intellectual being: No way that actually happend
Other person: yOu SpElT iT WrOnG

by Brother Darkest July 20, 2019