Halpin

Something that mysteryisly gets stuck in a butt at night.

He woke up with a halpin in his butt.

by Paulster September 13, 2005

halfiness

The happiness that a person feels when, having eaten half of a terrific sandwich, they then remember that they have a whole other half to eat (a fact that they had forgotten in the bliss of that first half).

Midway through lunch today I experienced some profound halfiness when I looked down and beheld the second part of my reuben untouched.

by time-it March 13, 2014

halfpiping

Rod half way in

Yo, so I was halfpiping this bitch earlier because she couldn't fit it all the way in.

by Anotherfellowm8 June 11, 2017

Halfpipe Hippie

A laidback outdoorsman whose only interest in sports & nature.

Person 1: Bro you’re such a tool. You’re always camping and skateboarding, go to the bars with us.
Person 2: What can I say, I’m just a halfpipe hippie.

by iTackleFatGirls April 9, 2023

Leigh Halfpenny

An international Rugby Union player born in 1988. He plays fullback and wing for his homeland Wales, and currently for Toulon in France. He won the Six Nations twice and some European Competitions as well.

Mister Halfpenny has lovely curls and delicate green eyes, but some of his teeth are missing. He is handsome and cute.

Leigh Halfpenny is the actual Prince of Wales.

by fassbanger August 18, 2015

Halfling

A potential mate that is no older than half your age. Largely attractive due to the mathematical relationship between their age and yours.

Wil: That chick is only 21 and I'm 43. I totally wanna make out with her.
Ray: C'mon dude, she isn't even that hot. You just wanna make out with her because she's your halfling.
Wil: Exactly!

by weyus August 3, 2017

halfpipe

When wearing pants...the fact that the zipper area curls into a curved surface resembling the formation of a halfpipe. also looks like you have an erection

"yo son, i was rocking a halfpipe during math class"

by hey!steve May 31, 2005