Hairy as fuck 

When someone exhibits an extreme amount of hair either on their head, arms, body, or a combination of all the latter. The most common form of hairy as fuck pertains to copious amounts of body hair.

That guy Doug over there is hairy as fuck, still sexy though.

Hairy as fuck by poolman April 20, 2017

Hairass 

Hair that hangs on the ass of a male/female

That woman has hairass.

Hairass by SavvyShafer123 August 5, 2015

Hairyareola

Hairs (that shouldn't be there) growing on a woman's areola.

"Cindy had great titties, but she had hairyareolas. What a dick shrinker."

Hairyareola by JIM BLUE August 20, 2007

Hairassment 

The action of fingering somebody (it may be casual or in a sexual moment) and realizing that the (fingered) person has a hairy anal area.

Dude, I was with this girl and she had a nasty hairassment

Ah, that's disgusting.

Hairassment by Wtfdude? June 28, 2010

Hairgasm 

The action of screaming while messing up your hair, with both hands, during a night out to get the required volumised indie style.

Teresa: "Look at that Chav, her hair is so flat"

Niamh: "She definitely needs a hairgasm"

Hairgasm by Niamh Clarke and Teresa Walsh December 18, 2008

haireas 

Combination of the words "hair" and "areas." The areas in your home where most of the hair balls from your shedding dog seem to collect. These areas can be vacuumed one day and covered with hair again the very next morning.

Wife: Honey, can you vacuum the haireas today before the guests arrive?

haireas by preadyoff September 10, 2009

hairyassment 

When u harass a coworker by mooning them your hairy ass

That was hairyassment Carl!

hairyassment by EMAGE85 February 27, 2015