haircuts

Noun, plural. Another way to describe a group of hipsters. Refers to the type of haircut now seen on many. Examples include dramatic sweeping bangs that cover both eyes and half the face, a fauxhawk, or mullet. Moderately derogative term as it is meant to make fun of the often seen and now unoriginal style.

"Hey, did you go see that new indie band at Popscene on Thursday?"

"Yeah, the haircuts were all there"

by supercuts September 15, 2008

the haircut

a homosexual woman's haircut, ie.. mullet

Ole girl has the haircut.

by j crench September 27, 2007

Haircut

Gay activities in a bathroom behind Hooters

Don got a haircut last night after supper

by Don powell January 23, 2023

Haircut

The act of giving a male oral sex

Yo! That girl gives the best haircuts!

by gimptarrd93 September 13, 2009

haircute

a very chic, good looking haircut.

1: Wow, look at Emily in that dress. She looks totally put together. She must have gotten a haircute yesterday.

2: Yea she did. She was sitting there for 3 hours until it was perfect.

by Andreww July 18, 2007

Haircut

A Girl/Guy goes down on their partner, cuts off their pubic hair with a scissor, puts it in their mouth, than stands up and spits it back in their face.

"Oh bro you do not want to know what happened last night I got the best haircut from that chick from the hair salon"

"I give my boyfriend 2 haircuts if hes good :)"

"I give haircuts for cheap"

"I love when a bitch goes down and gives me the finest haircut"

" Im your mother and I dont want you going around school giving people haircuts"

by Kevin Wiggyworth November 13, 2009

haircuts

These are only for sissies and the military. They are terribly painful experiences where one is forced to be subjected to elevator music and a person staring at you head for way too long. But do not fear, for we do not need them. Let your hair grow, and let your mind expand.

Haircuts are only for sissies and the military.

by ShoesRBad March 20, 2003