love haggis

a scottish man's ejaculation. considered to be of a greater consistency than a lesser man's semen.

his kilt came off and he got love haggis all in my hair! it took three washings to get out!

by eeemart December 3, 2009

haggis breasts

someone with a large bust which doesn't look natural and who is so scaffy that they clearly couldn't afford a boob job therefore they are obviously made of some sort of cheap/tacky/disguisting material the best one is haggis

abi titmus has haggis breasts/sewage breasts/papermache breasts etc.

by el capitano December 12, 2004

Chief Haggisbomb

The Chief Haggisbomb is a larger version of the Haggisbomb. Nicknamed 'The Chief' a Chief Haggisbomb is made by purchasing a 2 litre bottle of Irn Bru and a bottle of Jäger. After buying the Irn Bru, drink or empty a quarter of the bottle and fill it up with Jäger. Mix it up so the Jäger mixes in with all of the Irn Bru. The end result, is a 2 litre Haggisbomb, known as the Chief Haggisbomb.

Guy 1: Hey pal, can you get me a 2 litre bottle of the Bru and a bottle of Jäger?

Guy 2: Aye sure, but why?

Guy 1: I'm going to make a Chief Haggisbomb.

by Tartan Warrior June 19, 2013

hagged out

A derogatory term for a girl or woman that used to be hot, but has aged very poorly and is now out of shape with a poor complexion and / or bad hair.

That chick was hot in high school, but she's really hagged out now.

by monkey40 July 25, 2009

haggis breasts

aka "Cheater tits", usually when a chick loses a lot of weight but still has the fat in her chest. THey are usually saggy and nasty

Man, Sandy sure has a big rack! But shit, they're nothing but haggis!

by radmax May 22, 2005

Huggie Burner

A wet, hot fart that seemingly scorches the backside of ones' undergarments.

Oh, sweet lord. That huggie burner damn near melted by pants off onto the carpet!

by Sewn Silent October 8, 2009

hagglegat

A juice tasting party and potluck with many exotic foods like Jewish fish and Pablo's pies.

" Oh man I love the salamander sauce that you brought to our hagglegat!"

by Liwimouse April 22, 2022