halfassed

1) Poorly or incompetently done; lackluster or half-hearted.

2) Lacking energy, resolve, commitment, or effort; irresponsibly or jury-rigged

Chad:Why wont this damned cell phone work?
Todd: Because the ISP is doing their job halfassed.

by coyo April 12, 2012

sexual harassment panda

A Panda who teaches children not to practice sexual harassment. Goes by the name of "Petey". The "Sexual Harassment Panda" song plays every time he walks into a room.

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
Who explains sexual harassment to you and me?
Sexual Harassment Panda.
"Don't say that! Don't touch there!
Don't be nasty!" says the silly bear.
He's come to tell you what's right and wrong.
Sexual Harassment Panda.

"And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sadddddd panda!"

by WhoisHomer February 4, 2005

harassle

When the act of getting harassed is causing a hassle. For example, somebody making you do something that is really out of the way and they insist that it is done now when you really don't want to. It can be summed up by pretty much anything your parents ask you to do.

Man, house-sitting my parents dogs this week is going to be such a harassle.

That's all the way over town! What a harassle.

by hecantalk March 19, 2007

halfassism

A Condition resulting in or involving doing everything half ass.

I swear my son got his halfassism from his dad. It must be genetic!

by 3 Sunshines May 29, 2016

Exual Harassment

The act of not letting go after a breakup. Specifically, when the former boyfriend/girlfriend calls, emails, sends gifts, etc. that are unwanted and make the other person highly uncomfortable.

Girl 1: I'm gonna stop taking his calls. I'm tired of him crying and begging for me to take him back. It's creeping me out.

Girl 2: Dude, you shouldn't put up with that. That's exual harassment!

by HopelessCynic July 24, 2010

Hadassah

Hadassah is Very funny and short. Hadassah has a big heart and is really nice. She will go out her way for many. She’s beautiful, inside and out. She is true to the ones she loves. If you meet a Hadassah keep her because I guarantee Once you meet her you can’t live without her.

”Hadassah is my favorite person ever “
”I know right, what’s life without her”

by DottieROCKZ October 15, 2019

Legal Harassment

Getting sued to death after divorcing an extraordinarily wealthy pit bull. And it's perfectly legal.

Pit Bull: Have my children ready by 5.
Indigent divorcee: OK
Pit Bull's secretary @ 6:15: Mr. Bull is just concluding another hostile takeover; his ETA is now 6:30
Indigent divorcee: OK, but the kids are already famished. I will tide them over with some snacks.
Pit Bull finally shows @ 8:30: Bring me my children.
Indigent divorcee: I just tucked them in.... if you're quiet...
Pit Bull: YOU'RE REFUSING ME CONTACT WITH MY CHILDREN!! <kicks garbage can> I'M DOCUMENTING YOUR NONCOMPLIANCE & HAULING YOUR SORRY ASS BACK TO COURT!!
Indigent divorcee: That's legal harassment!
Pit Bull: So sue me. <grin>

Innocent children: Daddy! We waited all night for you!
Pit Bull: Mommy got a little confused again about the time...
Innocent children: Yeah, she made our friends go home really early and didn't feed us dinner until really late!

by indigent divorcee January 6, 2012