hafass

Someone sitting on anything with one buttcheek.

At the diner, i noticed a hafass on the stool next to me.

by Lameck December 31, 2008

hafass

When an ass is so big, half of it hangs off the seat.

Don't sit your hafass on that fisher price chair.

by theheltons November 16, 2007

Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.

Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.

by Chad Apollo January 12, 2018

Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"

What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?

by Chad Apollo May 1, 2018

Electronic Harassment

The use of radio frequency, sonic, laser and other types of devices to remotely inflict a variety of effects on the mind and/or body.

Many today are unknowingly suffering the effects of electronic harassment.

by Artdericko June 28, 2016

mouth harassing

A furious and passionate method of eating a hamburger.

What I look like crying over some guy that don't want me when I could be mouth harassing a hamburger, bitch!

by ted cruz's butter cow September 17, 2017

Flexual Harassment

When you flaunt or force your wealth onto an unsuspecting victim without consent.

Officer: Do you know why you're getting arrested sir?
Toni: Nah bro, I was just showing her my rolex and asked if she wanted to whip it in my Audi
Officer: Yes sir that is flexual harassment
Toni: Damn dude, too much clout I guess.

by aceofspades8 September 26, 2018