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Hever

A Hever is a very funny and outgoing person.Might have our annoying moments but always a fun to be around also a soldier and a Warrior never gives up and one of the toughest people you’ll ever meet also we a Don
I want to be a Hever
by Jacob Jospeh October 26, 2018
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Tom Haverford

A character played by Aziz Ansari on "Parks and Recreation". He's the funniest, is always willing to party, and gets the most chicks.
Tom Haverford: Lucy is my girlfriend...
by teheeeeeheeee August 20, 2010
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Hoevering

When that hoe over there hovers over a man, object, place, etc. Basically, when the bitch you hate (or everyone hates) is walking anywhere, thinking she cute.
Bitch, why you hoevering?!
Oh my god, she was hoevering all over Nephew.
by goodbadoriginal January 20, 2015
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Beaver Heaver

When one is fellating another and vomits on their genitals, and then, proceeds to engage in coitus with their partner using the expelled contents as lubrication to achieve skeetdom.
a) "That Beaver Heaver, Harold, spewed his dinner in my clam and plowed me into 2012 until he skeeted. I didn't wake up until Tuesday and my boss fired me. I smell like Taco Bell now."

b) "Man, Tony, that slag was so dry I had to beaver heave into her snatch just to beast the broad and get my skeet-skeet on."
by 'Plif April 3, 2010
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Hawversation

The practice of inserting random, unrellated references to Einstein, Asimov, Plato, etc into conversations about subjects such as food, birthdays, and air movement, confusing and baffling the other party. NOTE: Hawversation can have the effect of rendering its recipient incapacitated, almost to the point of unconciousness. For this reason, Hawversation is being considered as a powerful weapon in the war on terror.
I had the most confusing Hawversation with my tax accountant today
by dobieplan9 June 11, 2006
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pulling a halverson

To jack off at least 4 times a day, even when you're at your grandmothers house.
Sierra said to Regina, "Hey, looks like he's pulling a halverson again today! At least it isn't at school this time."
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Havertown, PA

A suburb of Philadelphia where kids are privleged with a good school district, and a nice place to live. However, there are tons of posers. Kids try to act gangsta wearing baggy clothes and sideways hats. The girls try to be slutty, and the police are Assholes.
by Dave WCA July 26, 2009
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