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Gawk Gawk 9000

a blowjob that is very sloppy & turns the penis purple
bro last night i gave billy a Gawk Gawk 9000, he was so exhausted after.
by TNGJorden May 1, 2020
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Gawk Gawk 2000 combo

a blowjob that is godlike and can never be recreated again
i heard she knows how to give the gawk gawk 2000 combo
by obama mama69 February 29, 2020
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Gawkers

Gawkers is the act of getting fellatio, head, blowjob whatever you call it, they all refer to the same thing, getting your dick sucked.

The "gawk" part of the word refers to you staring at the person who is sucking your cock.
Dude out of all the girls I have ever dated Tsion gave me the best gawkers of my life.
by RealMrWicked May 25, 2021
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gawk gawk 5000XL

Classed as a general anaesthetic and the post-nut clarity is comparable to insomnia symptoms .
friend 1 : how'd it go last night with molly?
friend 2 : bro she gave me the gawk gawk 5000XL,
friend 1: nawww, where she leave you?
friend 2: in the shadow realm bro
by homiedrippin November 18, 2020
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gawkers

a massive pill(h)ead (only Tesco value pain killers) and an alcoholic, constantly under the influence, one time tactically chunder outside the old mill, disgraceful (following 1.5 litres of Tesco value Mojito, consumed through a camal back )

also refers to a wing commander in the RAF during the second world war

although both definitions are undeniably linked.
man on the sesh: look at that guy, flipped on pain killers and pissed on cheap supermarket alcohol, what a Gawkers

Gawkers: fuck off im not drunk *eats 13 more paracetamol*

RAF commander: Gawkers, drop the bombs over Dresden!

Gawkers: no sorry im drunk
by not gawkers September 26, 2017
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gawkweird

To be both gawky and weird simultaneously.
DeDe: “Oh my gosh, when Denise’s teen brother tripped as he walked over and to try and ask me out, it had to be the most gawkweird situation ever…!”
by Deirdre (DeDe) Daniels August 22, 2007
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gawker

A shitty collection of websites.
Why do people send me links to Gizmodo articles? It's just another shit Gawker website.
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