gurkers

Deep throat action. Originally derived from the noise the that acompanies throat ramming.

I got gurkers last night from Trina
She didn't even taste my nut i was so deep.

by Vdux August 26, 2007

Turd Gurgler

1. A total jackass, but in an annoying way. Somebody who is always whining, bitching or complaining and making life miserable for those around them.
2. A person who lies or exaggerate to the point where you can't believe anything they say. Everything that comes out of their mouth is bullshit, thus they are turd gurglers.

Saul always brags about how many girls he's nailed, even though everyone knows he just jacks off to National Geographic. He's a total turd gurgler.

by John625 December 21, 2007

gurge

To vomit in your mouth when you hear something particularly sickening.

Used interchangably with "I threw up a little in my mouth."

"I can only take a half a cup of this coffee. Any more makes my ass bleed peanut butter."

"That just made me gurge."

by Johns May 28, 2005

Guyger Counter

Similar to gaydar, this is the sixth sense many men possess which helps them to determine exactly how crazioactive a woman is.

Two guys at a bar:

Guy One: Ok dude, let's see what we've got going on tonight

Guy Two: Alright man, let me turn on the Guyger Counter

Guy One: What about the redhead?

Guy Two: No-go, still broken up over her last boyfriend

Guy One: The blonde?

Guy Two: Severely insecure because she's been a bridesmaid in 6 weddings, is nearing 30, and hasn't been in a steady relationship since she was 19

Guy One: Short skirt?

Guy Two: Jealousy issues.

Guy One: Ok, what about Glasses over there.

Guy Two: Hmm...I don't know. I'm getting a low reading, possibly within safe parameters. She's probably not too crazioactive. I say go for it.

by McGuyger January 8, 2010

gurperneet

Only one person in the world has this name, I feel bad for her

Gurperneet, never heard such a dumbass thing in my life

by Moterskirrrrt January 20, 2018

Gurglers

Used to describe a pokie machine that’s ploughed through your recently received pay check rougher then Nollsie ploughed through that Thai brothel.

Davo: “Big reds on the fucking gurgle Yohan let’s chuck a pineapple in the Mexican instead”
Yohan: “they are all gurglers Davo you stupid fuck”

by DavoSlots September 12, 2019

guygered

To be shot in your own home by a white police officer while doing nothing illegal, such as sleeping or sitting on the couch eating ice cream. Most likely doing this while black. The officer will never identifying themselves as the police and will give little to no warning to put your hands up as they shoot to kill the homeowner. Officers will also work at disparaging the homeowner to justify his/her incompetence.

A cop in Fort Worth just guygered a woman while doing a welfare check.

by Please don’t shoot October 13, 2019