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Short for Dumb ass Retard. Used to describe someone that does or says something stupid
The answer is B your dar.

Quit being a dar.
Dar by Johns May 11, 2025

Weather app warrior 

A guy who goes on the weather app when girls arrive instead of socializing with them.
Joe has no game, he’s a common example of a weather app warrior.
Weather app warrior by Johns November 14, 2023
To vomit in your mouth when you hear something particularly sickening.
Used interchangably with "I threw up a little in my mouth."

"I can only take a half a cup of this coffee. Any more makes my ass bleed peanut butter."

"That just made me gurge."
gurge by Johns May 28, 2005