Johns's definitions

Weather app warrior

A guy who goes on the weather app when girls arrive instead of socializing with them.

Joe has no game, he’s a common example of a weather app warrior.

by Johns November 14, 2023

gurge

To vomit in your mouth when you hear something particularly sickening.

Used interchangably with "I threw up a little in my mouth."

"I can only take a half a cup of this coffee. Any more makes my ass bleed peanut butter."

"That just made me gurge."

by Johns May 28, 2005

Dar

Short for Dumb ass Retard. Used to describe someone that does or says something stupid

The answer is B your dar.

Quit being a dar.

by Johns May 11, 2025