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n. When a female puts her vagina on an unsuspecting (usually sleeping/passed out drunk) victim's face. It is the female counterpart of the teabag.
Dustin was passed out on the couch after a long night of drinking so Amanda thought it would be funny to give him a cheesy gordita.
by Alex January 29, 2006
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Cheesy Gordita Crunch

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The Greatest MUTHAFUCKIN THING ever invented

its an orgi of the taste buds.

an explosion of flavors.
Hey Andrew this cheesy gordita crunch is delicious i might jizz in my pants.
by Renob69 January 18, 2010
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Gurdit

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Gurdit is an sikhism name that means god given.
Gurdit is an work in progress that means he is like an diamond because for an Diamond to be formed it will go through lava so the lava in Gurdit is life and the path it will take him on,
He is an really determined person that will achieve anything that he put his mind to even doe he is looked down by others but what they don’t know is that it is more to him then they know or can see. One thing that you should know about Gurdit is that he is a ladies man so he can sweet talk girls easy he is like a 80s player that know their way around females so he will be straight up and that tell them what’s up but also leave them Guessing what his next move is but also he will hold it down for his woman.
An determined man yep that’s a gurdit
by Realogpappa June 3, 2020
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gordita

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Ultimate insult when spoken between skinny, tarted-up latina girls.
latina 1: "Aie chinga, he's my man"
latina 2: "Out of the way, gordita"
latina 1: "Oh this is on"

Arm flapping/slapping/hilarity ensues
by TreeWeezel November 22, 2010
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gordita

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one of the tacos in the taco bell menu.
damn this is one good gordita, what you get the beef or chicken one?
by c v.2 | mikky mouz August 1, 2005
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gurgitate

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Gurgitate is the opposite of regurgitate.
To eat and digest food is to gurgitate.
To puke (regurgitate) is the opposite of eating and digesting food.
She can gurgitate fish tacos while swimming without regurgitating the tacos into the pool.
by Bigalfa1 June 1, 2019
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Cheesy Gordita Crunch

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The cheesy gordita crunch is, by a wide margin, the best product taco bell USED TO produce. Now, however, when I go to taco bell and ask for one they tell me they no longer "have" it. Even though I see crunchy tacos and gorditas on the menu... and therefore they do have all the ingredients to make one they just refuse. Screw taco bell until I can have my cheesy gordita crunch i'm boycotting... Please join me. This reminds me of the new coke fiasco... don't keep something from me I like or I will stop eating at your restaurant all together. Taco Bell = FAIL
by Mackslovescheesygorditacrunch September 26, 2010
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