shrimp gulping

When managers or supervisors speak in technical meetings in an effort to sound knowledgeable by simply restating obvious facts. The phrase suggests the manager is better off sitting on the beach enjoying shrimp cocktail rather than participating in technical discussions.

Dave: Testing should be conducted internally and externally to test firewall and security behavior as well as the software changes themselves.
CTO: Yes, this testing is important.
Dave: Uh, yeah. Yeah, it is. Thanks.
Bill: (quietly) Man, that was some shrimp gulping! *dip dip* *GULP* Go back to the beach, old man!

by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009

toilet guppies

When you jack off into the toilet and the semen floats around like little fish.

I felt really good after jacking off, but felt bad to flush the toilet guppies after.

by blue dog March 11, 2015

gopping

Royal Navy slag for ugly

Jerry got pissed last night and pulled a right gopping bird

by A total Kent December 30, 2010

Gumpin' It.

Going where your heart leads you without fully knowing how you are affecting the world around you.

I don't really have a plan, I just do what I feel I need to do next...I'm just Gumpin' It.

by Good Contractor May 15, 2020

Guappin

The art of making money, in an honest way. Usually occurs when one's origins are of the hood and makes his/her way out.

Person 1: Yo, What's p with Tameka?
Person 2: Tameka be guappin'- she just finished law school...

OR

You know he be guappin, did you see his power suit!?!?

by Guapparooni May 7, 2010

Gumpping it

To have sex with a almost retarded individual

I was gumpping it with this girl at Christian camp, at least then she didnt need a reason to make a single sentence.

by Mich3villi March 30, 2021

Forrest Gumping

One day, for no particular reason, you just feel like doing something. And you don't stop until you're done.

One day, for no particular reason, I decided to have a little beer. When I finished the beer, I thought i'd drink another. By the end of the night, I drank 47 beers and passed out. I sure was Forrest Gumping!

by SkipperNaut April 28, 2017