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gunked up 

to be in a state of total drunkiness unable to function without acting like a complete moron
Look at that gargy he is all gunked up.
gunked up by Will Morsey November 11, 2003
Someone who is being stupid, or unreasonable. You dont like them at all.
That kid trying to be black, yeah, hes a gunker.
gunker by BLHMBA321 October 1, 2005
A person (specifically a woman) who swallows her partner's ejaculate.
That Britney, she doesn't look like much, but she is a complete gunker.
gunker by Sven Gundenbloom October 2, 2007
Did you see that gunkey trynna help me save 15% on car insurance
Gunkey by Hpbobnig June 12, 2019

gunksmunkler 

Someone who steals (or smunkles) a viscous substance from one personal belongs to sell for their own gain. Typically used as a derogatory term towards people who steal said substance. The substance (typically referred to as sludge, slime, or gunk) is commonly used to keep demons away.
"That gunksmunkler has been smunkling gunk from my anti gunky gunk smunkle station"

gunkelfuck 

An event that would normally be thought of as terrible, but for some reason brought about pleasure.
Getting that ticket was a complete gunkelfuck; it costs me hundreds but that cop was gorgeous.
gunkelfuck by GavinJC June 20, 2008