moist gumption

a wet, unexpected attack on another persons lips...slovenly and sloppy, but could be considered hot...

He ravaged her with his hands and went in for a kiss, moist gumption running from their lips...

by spectralux November 22, 2009

Gumption

The nerve, the balls, the audacity to do something rude, stupid, or immature.

I can't believe Matt and Sean had the "gumption" to barge in our house at 1:30am without knocking!

by SareBare May 18, 2007

grumpton deluxe

The act of receiving oral sex whilst defecating and eating a cheeseburger

"I had my first grumpton deluxe on Monday night, it was sensational"

by fulanal March 10, 2014

Gumption

When someone with no teeth gives a blowjob

When Edna is mad but still wants the old fella she'll take out her dentures and her gumption gets a rise.

by Jboy76 September 16, 2020

gumption

The place between your gooch and your balls located at the base of the balls (inbetween). Usually feeling like a small divot.

I told her to lick my ass but she licked my Gumption instead

by Beast Bhullar December 13, 2008

Gumption

1. A cleaning agent to remove black marks on pots and pans created by yellow flames (such as that produced by camping stoves).

2. Synonym to 'bags', 'reserve', etc. (Orig. Baulkham Hills HS Year 9 DOE camp - by Catherine).

1. "That stove made my pan turn black"
"Put some Gumption on it"

2. "Oi! I Gumptioned that seat!"

by Hayden W May 30, 2006

gumption

Not been drunk enough to rate high enough on Mary Scotts favourites list.

"Ye haven't got the gumption,go away I want a divorce,booze busters is still open,hmmm,if i wander past my own gate lying flat on some hedges along the way to make it in time then...."

by End of conversation September 29, 2003